My New EVO 10
Screw the HPDE course; just go find some ballas cruising around a school zone, and challenge them. Race for pinks, race for pride, race for any conceivable reason; just, the faster you go, the better you'll get.
If anyone even GLANCES your way, it means they want to race; show them what's what. Show them who's the man, the legend, the Kanweezy.
Everyone who says otherwise, that you should, ya know, take your time, be careful, take some HPDE courses, well, what are they? They're like the liberal media to our Fox News of truth, justice, and the American-upper-middle-class-Washington-white-people way: The enemy. They might say things like "Oh, there's no WMDs in Iraq" or "Oh, there's no reason to speed in school zone", but they're just socialist apes. We don't listen to their kind.
So come on Kanweezy, I see a school bus up ahead; those bastards go to school with us, let's show them what's what. I assume you have a BOV installed, so stick your sideways-hat head out the window and let that sucker SCREAM as we go pass! Yee haw!! PSSSSHAW!!! PSSSSHAW!!!! PSSSSSSHAAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!! YEAH!!! EVO!!!
WHHOOOOOAAAA!!! YEAH!!! YEAAAAAAH!!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
If anyone even GLANCES your way, it means they want to race; show them what's what. Show them who's the man, the legend, the Kanweezy.
Everyone who says otherwise, that you should, ya know, take your time, be careful, take some HPDE courses, well, what are they? They're like the liberal media to our Fox News of truth, justice, and the American-upper-middle-class-Washington-white-people way: The enemy. They might say things like "Oh, there's no WMDs in Iraq" or "Oh, there's no reason to speed in school zone", but they're just socialist apes. We don't listen to their kind.
So come on Kanweezy, I see a school bus up ahead; those bastards go to school with us, let's show them what's what. I assume you have a BOV installed, so stick your sideways-hat head out the window and let that sucker SCREAM as we go pass! Yee haw!! PSSSSHAW!!! PSSSSHAW!!!! PSSSSSSHAAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!! YEAH!!! EVO!!!
WHHOOOOOAAAA!!! YEAH!!! YEAAAAAAH!!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
just be safe and I dont want to see any thread started, i crashed my evo.
wow
Either your parents are really really dumb or they have a $hit ton of life insurance on you. I have 2 kids and NO WAY would I start them on an Evo. Take it to the scrap yard and let them crush it now. At least that way, we wont have to worry about you killing one of us or a loved one...
I agree with not posting your age. You're going to get tormented. Good luck with it, be safe. You're very lucky, don't give people a reason to bash you by wrecking it.
Also, I'd consider another username that doesn't include "weezy" ...now that you've posted under that name with your age you are a target.
Congrats. Looks nice.
Also, I'd consider another username that doesn't include "weezy" ...now that you've posted under that name with your age you are a target.
Congrats. Looks nice.
