Ricers?
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rice was first started to describe japanese cars...muscle car people still call anything japanese a rice burner. rice is basically anytime somebody modifies a car with parts that do nothing...example, a stock civic DX with a big aluminum wing..that's rice. or when people put type R stickers on a car that's not a type R...that's rice. trying to make your car lookin like something it's not whether that be fast, a type R, or whatever, that's rice. now if it's a show car, and it's not intended to be fast and it's got a bunch of useless mods, that's okay. it's a show car. but when a guy puts on a muffler instead of a catback, a new air filter instead of full intake, adds a wing, then revs on everybody at every stoplight, that's rice. rice is all about trying to be something you're not. like people who buy carbon fiber "look" pieces. shameful
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Originally Posted by importkiller
Well all of use V8 people have Mullets, every car group has its sterotype.
My defination of rice is someone that spends more money on making there car look "cool" instead of making it fast.
A tunner is what I consider most of the people on this site. A tuner makes the car fast and isnt so worried about making it look good with worthless **** like body kits and wings.
My defination of rice is someone that spends more money on making there car look "cool" instead of making it fast.
A tunner is what I consider most of the people on this site. A tuner makes the car fast and isnt so worried about making it look good with worthless **** like body kits and wings.
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You wanna know what a rice is?!? This retarded moron who thinks his honda is the sh*it but bashes and hates on mitsubishi cars. 
1. ricer
(Ricer: from the latin word Ricarius meaning to suck at everything you attempt)
A person who makes unecessary modifications to their most often import car (hence the term "rice") to make it (mostly make it look) faster. The most common modifications are (but not limited to):
- Huge exhaust that serves no purpose but to make the car louder
- Large spoiler on the back that looks like something Boeing made for the 747
- Lots of after-market company stickers they don't have parts from, but must be cool
- Expensive rims that usually cost more than the car itself
- Bodykit to make the car appear lower, usually accented with chicken wire
- Clear tail lights and corner signals
- A "performace intake"- a tube that feeds cold air to their engine usually located in areas of excessive heat (behind or on top of the engine)
- Most of these riced cars (a.k.a. rice rockets or rice burners) are imports; Honda Civics, Accords, Integras, CRXs, RSXs, Del Sols Mitsubishi Eclipses, Lancers, Subaru Imprezas, however there are some domestics such as Chevrolet Caviliers, Dodge Neons, Ford Focus; small, slow, economy cars designed specifically to go slow. Please note that some Supras, Skylines, WRX's and other higher performance imports are designed to go fast, and are therfore not always considered rice. It really depends on the severity of the case.
The "ricer" attempts to make their car "performance" by adding the modifications listed above. These ricers are not confined to any one ethnic group or color, however different ethnic groups are known for certain styles.
Honda Civics with big spoilers and 4" exhaust tips are considered to be ricers.
2. ricer
When a moron (see: retard, dumbass) decides to take a car (foreign or domestic) and tries to make it look fast. The car will not really gain any hp or performance, but it will gain numerous stickers and yellow paint. It can be identified by one of the following:
1. The sound of a loud fart in a coffee can.
2. The yellow blob with a bookshelf on the trunk that is 1/4 mile behind real cars.
3. A Honda that has "performance mods" such as stickers, seat harnesses, and a fire extinguisher in full view (just in case the things catches on fire when it hits 40 mph).
4. A driver who claims his car has 100hp per liter but will not fess up to the fact that his car has a total of 43 ft/lbs of torque.
Ricers are ****.
Originally Posted by CG5TougeMaster
the ralliart is a piece of ****. the EVO is not. I like the EVO, i don't like the ralliart. not that big of a secret. and i do Love honda's above all else. does that matter? no. i like the EVO MR, so i'm buying one. so do everybody a favor. slap an EVO 7 wing on your RA then drive the ***** off of a bridge and see if the wing helps you fly. either way it'll make everybody here alot happier once you do. good luck with all that
1. ricer
(Ricer: from the latin word Ricarius meaning to suck at everything you attempt)
A person who makes unecessary modifications to their most often import car (hence the term "rice") to make it (mostly make it look) faster. The most common modifications are (but not limited to):
- Huge exhaust that serves no purpose but to make the car louder
- Large spoiler on the back that looks like something Boeing made for the 747
- Lots of after-market company stickers they don't have parts from, but must be cool
- Expensive rims that usually cost more than the car itself
- Bodykit to make the car appear lower, usually accented with chicken wire
- Clear tail lights and corner signals
- A "performace intake"- a tube that feeds cold air to their engine usually located in areas of excessive heat (behind or on top of the engine)
- Most of these riced cars (a.k.a. rice rockets or rice burners) are imports; Honda Civics, Accords, Integras, CRXs, RSXs, Del Sols Mitsubishi Eclipses, Lancers, Subaru Imprezas, however there are some domestics such as Chevrolet Caviliers, Dodge Neons, Ford Focus; small, slow, economy cars designed specifically to go slow. Please note that some Supras, Skylines, WRX's and other higher performance imports are designed to go fast, and are therfore not always considered rice. It really depends on the severity of the case.
The "ricer" attempts to make their car "performance" by adding the modifications listed above. These ricers are not confined to any one ethnic group or color, however different ethnic groups are known for certain styles.
Honda Civics with big spoilers and 4" exhaust tips are considered to be ricers.
2. ricer
When a moron (see: retard, dumbass) decides to take a car (foreign or domestic) and tries to make it look fast. The car will not really gain any hp or performance, but it will gain numerous stickers and yellow paint. It can be identified by one of the following:
1. The sound of a loud fart in a coffee can.
2. The yellow blob with a bookshelf on the trunk that is 1/4 mile behind real cars.
3. A Honda that has "performance mods" such as stickers, seat harnesses, and a fire extinguisher in full view (just in case the things catches on fire when it hits 40 mph).
4. A driver who claims his car has 100hp per liter but will not fess up to the fact that his car has a total of 43 ft/lbs of torque.
Ricers are ****.
Last edited by chiquita; Jul 25, 2005 at 09:22 AM.
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Originally Posted by chiquita
You wanna know what a rice is?!? This retarded moron who thinks his honda is the sh*it but bashes and hates on mitsubishi cars.
1. ricer
(Ricer: from the latin word Ricarius meaning to suck at everything you attempt)
A person who makes unecessary modifications to their most often import car (hence the term "rice") to make it (mostly make it look) faster. The most common modifications are (but not limited to):
- Huge exhaust that serves no purpose but to make the car louder
- Large spoiler on the back that looks like something Boeing made for the 747
- Lots of after-market company stickers they don't have parts from, but must be cool
- Expensive rims that usually cost more than the car itself
- Bodykit to make the car appear lower, usually accented with chicken wire
- Clear tail lights and corner signals
- A "performace intake"- a tube that feeds cold air to their engine usually located in areas of excessive heat (behind or on top of the engine)
- Most of these riced cars (a.k.a. rice rockets or rice burners) are imports; Honda Civics, Accords, Integras, CRXs, RSXs, Del Sols Mitsubishi Eclipses, Lancers, Subaru Imprezas, however there are some domestics such as Chevrolet Caviliers, Dodge Neons, Ford Focus; small, slow, economy cars designed specifically to go slow. Please note that some Supras, Skylines, WRX's and other higher performance imports are designed to go fast, and are therfore not always considered rice. It really depends on the severity of the case.
The "ricer" attempts to make their car "performance" by adding the modifications listed above. These ricers are not confined to any one ethnic group or color, however different ethnic groups are known for certain styles.
Honda Civics with big spoilers and 4" exhaust tips are considered to be ricers.
2. ricer
When a moron (see: retard, dumbass) decides to take a car (foreign or domestic) and tries to make it look fast. The car will not really gain any hp or performance, but it will gain numerous stickers and yellow paint. It can be identified by one of the following:
1. The sound of a loud fart in a coffee can.
2. The yellow blob with a bookshelf on the trunk that is 1/4 mile behind real cars.
3. A Honda that has "performance mods" such as stickers, seat harnesses, and a fire extinguisher in full view (just in case the things catches on fire when it hits 40 mph).
4. A driver who claims his car has 100hp per liter but will not fess up to the fact that his car has a total of 43 ft/lbs of torque.
Ricers are ****.
1. ricer
(Ricer: from the latin word Ricarius meaning to suck at everything you attempt)
A person who makes unecessary modifications to their most often import car (hence the term "rice") to make it (mostly make it look) faster. The most common modifications are (but not limited to):
- Huge exhaust that serves no purpose but to make the car louder
- Large spoiler on the back that looks like something Boeing made for the 747
- Lots of after-market company stickers they don't have parts from, but must be cool
- Expensive rims that usually cost more than the car itself
- Bodykit to make the car appear lower, usually accented with chicken wire
- Clear tail lights and corner signals
- A "performace intake"- a tube that feeds cold air to their engine usually located in areas of excessive heat (behind or on top of the engine)
- Most of these riced cars (a.k.a. rice rockets or rice burners) are imports; Honda Civics, Accords, Integras, CRXs, RSXs, Del Sols Mitsubishi Eclipses, Lancers, Subaru Imprezas, however there are some domestics such as Chevrolet Caviliers, Dodge Neons, Ford Focus; small, slow, economy cars designed specifically to go slow. Please note that some Supras, Skylines, WRX's and other higher performance imports are designed to go fast, and are therfore not always considered rice. It really depends on the severity of the case.
The "ricer" attempts to make their car "performance" by adding the modifications listed above. These ricers are not confined to any one ethnic group or color, however different ethnic groups are known for certain styles.
Honda Civics with big spoilers and 4" exhaust tips are considered to be ricers.
2. ricer
When a moron (see: retard, dumbass) decides to take a car (foreign or domestic) and tries to make it look fast. The car will not really gain any hp or performance, but it will gain numerous stickers and yellow paint. It can be identified by one of the following:
1. The sound of a loud fart in a coffee can.
2. The yellow blob with a bookshelf on the trunk that is 1/4 mile behind real cars.
3. A Honda that has "performance mods" such as stickers, seat harnesses, and a fire extinguisher in full view (just in case the things catches on fire when it hits 40 mph).
4. A driver who claims his car has 100hp per liter but will not fess up to the fact that his car has a total of 43 ft/lbs of torque.
Ricers are ****.
well u've got the definition of rice right. you seem to have a thing against honda tho haha. don't get mad because honda makes a better vehicle than the piece of **** you drive. there are just as many, if not more riced out non-hondas. no mod on either of my cars was done without a purpose so you can stop trying to get my attention with these posts. your car is still a piece of shiiit, and another funny thing is my 00 accord and 99 Si will be worth more on trade in within a year (if they aren't already), than your late model lancer
thanks for the definition. now look up the definition of "consumer reports best buy." there should be a honda there. then look up the cars consumer reports rated poorly, that's where you'll find the RA. don't belive me? go buy the latest consumer reports. have fun i found something interesting. you say that rice includes huge wings that don't do anything right? kinda like the EVO 8 wing you put on your RA? would u like some soy sauce with your rice?
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Originally Posted by CG5TougeMaster
well u've got the definition of rice right. you seem to have a thing against honda tho haha. don't get mad because honda makes a better vehicle than the piece of **** you drive. there are just as many, if not more riced out non-hondas. no mod on either of my cars was done without a purpose so you can stop trying to get my attention with these posts. your car is still a piece of shiiit, and another funny thing is my 00 accord and 99 Si will be worth more on trade in within a year (if they aren't already), than your late model lancer thanks for the definition. now look up the definition of "consumer reports best buy." there should be a honda there. then look up the cars consumer reports rated poorly, that's where you'll find the RA. don't belive me? go buy the latest consumer reports. have fun
i found something interesting. you say that rice includes huge wings that don't do anything right? kinda like the EVO 8 wing you put on your RA? would u like some soy sauce with your rice?
thanks for the definition. now look up the definition of "consumer reports best buy." there should be a honda there. then look up the cars consumer reports rated poorly, that's where you'll find the RA. don't belive me? go buy the latest consumer reports. have fun i found something interesting. you say that rice includes huge wings that don't do anything right? kinda like the EVO 8 wing you put on your RA? would u like some soy sauce with your rice?
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Originally Posted by chiquita
no my fault your car is worth as much as my tire on my car!! You are pissed because you know that your honda will fall apart while driving it!!!
wow...that made no sense lol but check this out
book value on a 2000 honda accord EX with 30k miles on the clock from NADA.com
avg trade in : 11,275
book value on a 2004 RA with 30k miles on the clock from NADA.com
avg trade in : 12,025
$750 difference in a car thats 4 years older
talk about depreciation. like i said...at that rate, in about a year a car which is 4 years older with would be worth more than your RA with similar mileage haha good job on picking a car, you're a winner 
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Originally Posted by CG5TougeMaster
oh wait, i forgot about that big EVO 8 wing you put on...that should get u what, an extra 50 cents easy?
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Originally Posted by Arithmetic
^^^ OMG, who car is that? Is it green or dirty black? Also, is that one of those pep boy special mufflers?
@ the comment below.
@ the comment below.here is his post of his car pics.. sroll down, it's three posts down.
https://www.evolutionm.net/forums/sh...8&page=1&pp=15
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Originally Posted by CG5TougeMaster
wow...that made no sense lol but check this out
book value on a 2000 honda accord EX with 30k miles on the clock from NADA.com
avg trade in : 11,275
book value on a 2004 RA with 30k miles on the clock from NADA.com
avg trade in : 12,025
$750 difference in a car thats 4 years older talk about depreciation. like i said...at that rate, in about a year a car which is 4 years older with would be worth more than your RA with similar mileage haha good job on picking a car, you're a winner
book value on a 2000 honda accord EX with 30k miles on the clock from NADA.com
avg trade in : 11,275
book value on a 2004 RA with 30k miles on the clock from NADA.com
avg trade in : 12,025
$750 difference in a car thats 4 years older
talk about depreciation. like i said...at that rate, in about a year a car which is 4 years older with would be worth more than your RA with similar mileage haha good job on picking a car, you're a winner
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Originally Posted by CG5TougeMaster
GReddy Evolution cat back you know who GReddy is dont you? lol oh, and y'all are rolling what, stock?
you know who GReddy is dont you? lol oh, and y'all are rolling what, stock?NICE TRY!!
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Originally Posted by chiquita
Yeah, nice try to cover that up!! I know what greddy looks like and that is deffiantly not a greddy cat back!!
NICE TRY!!
NICE TRY!!