"X reasons you know you drive an Evo"
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"X reasons you know you drive an Evo"
Well I was bored and decided to start one of these for our cars. I tried searching on here to see if one was already made but didnt find one so I came up with about 16 so far, feel free to add more guys...
You know you drive an Evo when....
1.) Your stock clutch goes out after 5,000 miles
2.) Your warranty is voided your 2nd trip to the Mitsubishi dealership
3.) You tell people you drive an Evo resulting in a confused expression on their face and then you tell them its a Mitsubishi and they say " oh okay"
4.) You tell a car enthusiast that you drive an evo and their facial expression says it all
5.) You feel insulted when someone says " nice lancer "
6.) 90% of our body kits suck
7.) people tell you your car looks like a 'shark' at night
8.) people ask, is 'that' stock and you proudly reply 'yes'
9.) although our warranty sucks we're still treated like royalty at mitsubishi
10.) a girl who drives an evo is the hottest chick you've ever seen (and there are some hott ones)
11.) front lips are chosen over body kits 90% of the time
12.) our stock front bumper is the best stock front bumper
13.) You have your back seat full of groceries while sitting at a stop light and people still try to race you.... and you beat them
14.) You get a good laugh from the gawking expression on peoples faces as you drive through town
15.) your g/f asks why everyone stares at your car and you reply... 'because its an evo'
16.) Our cars look cooler at night
You know you drive an Evo when....
1.) Your stock clutch goes out after 5,000 miles
2.) Your warranty is voided your 2nd trip to the Mitsubishi dealership
3.) You tell people you drive an Evo resulting in a confused expression on their face and then you tell them its a Mitsubishi and they say " oh okay"
4.) You tell a car enthusiast that you drive an evo and their facial expression says it all
5.) You feel insulted when someone says " nice lancer "
6.) 90% of our body kits suck
7.) people tell you your car looks like a 'shark' at night
8.) people ask, is 'that' stock and you proudly reply 'yes'
9.) although our warranty sucks we're still treated like royalty at mitsubishi
10.) a girl who drives an evo is the hottest chick you've ever seen (and there are some hott ones)
11.) front lips are chosen over body kits 90% of the time
12.) our stock front bumper is the best stock front bumper
13.) You have your back seat full of groceries while sitting at a stop light and people still try to race you.... and you beat them
14.) You get a good laugh from the gawking expression on peoples faces as you drive through town
15.) your g/f asks why everyone stares at your car and you reply... 'because its an evo'
16.) Our cars look cooler at night
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From: Portland
Originally Posted by Jared622
When all the guys you drive by tell you to do a burn out. <--- get that one a lot then I am like its awd and then they just get confused 
