really just leave it like it is and sit at your window at all times of the day strapped with an AK.

 

lancer front end if it fits

 

Oh, never wash your car... But I think the best thing to do is.... sell it. buy a mini van

 

that was funny

 

Get on one knee, make a "peace" symbol towards yourself, say "time to un-pimp my ride, V-DUB!!!" and press the red button that releases a demolition ball on your Evo.

 

Sounds good darkmastyr, where do i find a demolition ball of the right size?
my evo is graphite grey.
Other then that thanks for the suggestions i think all it will really take is switching the spoiler and removing that badge. Maybe changing the color of the intercooler.
-MT

 

get a civic

 

Another suggestion is to get MR headlights or just black out yours so there isn't so much "bling" chrome on your car. But any crook will recognize your car as an evo is that's what they're looking for. I'd say buy some pos or just move somewhere else. depimping your evo takes away all the fun of owning one...

4 10mm bolts on the trunk. It takes about 2 minutes tops to remove it.

 

I have a stock Evo RS (no wing). Rarely does anyone take a second look at the car and it seems completely invisible to cops. I love it!

Edit: To add, just tonight I came out of a store to find a few guys standing near the car, debating whether it was really an Evo.

 

What thief that knows anything about cars would NOT be able to tell your "de-pimped" ride is still an Evo?? I think you're wasting your time frankly...though the "stealth" look idea is kind of interesting on its own.

 

To hide the intercooler: Tape cardboard over it with "Nothing to see here" on it.

 

place a remote bomb visibly on top of the hood or roof.

 

Put a couple STI badges on it... that will keep people away!

 

steelies with hubcaps ftw