Imagine it. US won the war but Japanese rules




Subject: Re: Jun 2.2L stroker kit for EVO9


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> Dear Sir,
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> I've purchased the kit, but it came with Japanese instructions only.
> Is it possible to have English ones?
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> It would be great. I'd not like my mechanic installing it incorrectly
> the 6k kit and wrecking the engine.
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> Hope to hear from you soon.
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> Many, many thanks
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Reply:

JUN Auto Mechanic

March 24
Dear Norman
Thank you for your mail. Sorry not available in English. Only Japanese Thank you,
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SOS!!! HELP NEEDED!!!

 

 

I hope your mechanic has a friend at the local sushi bar or he will need this...

http://babelfish.altavista.com/

 

I don't see any Japanese to Australian translation...... your screwed mate !

Good luck though

 

They should sell english instructions for an additional $20. They would make a killing.

 

I tried the Japanese teacher in my wifes school, but it was too difficult for him to understand the instructions. I hope somebody in America knows the technical Japanese otherwise I may use my EVO as a Japanese cooker for a bowls of steamed rice.

 

Now I'm almost convinced that EVO X was designed a couple of years ago and it was not released to production, because the translation of the manual.

 

The babelfish is good only for love letters and specially if you are not sure what sex u belong to.
I have only the hard copy and no japanese OCR software.

 

This is only 0.3% of the product value. I hope Jun will not go into liquidation because of the extra cost if it would be given for free!!!!

 

You mean japanese to kengaroo
Sorry kengaroos prefer grass

 

I thought english was the primary language when it comes to instructions

 

didn't you know "English" is not a Japanese word, so it can't be translated to

 

Hey guys,
Anybody knows Japanese? It seems to be the first World language.
How come nobody knows it? Are you speechless?