"is it fast?"
"What's an evo?"
"Is that a normal lancer?"

A conversation my friend had with his friend:
"What car is that?"
"An evolution, my friend drives that"
"BS, it doesn't any badges"
"your a dumb***"

Also today I was driving and I pulled up behind a rex, and all 4 of the people turned around at the same time, I couldn't help but laugh

 

I took a guy home from work and he says "whys your car sneeze". I couldn't help but say "its got a cold"

I also pulled into pepboys the other day and one of the parts guys says "nice evo is that an 05?" I said " no its an 03" then he says "ohh I used to have an 06 evo x with nos" I responded with "wow that would be wicked fast if you knew what you were talking about... and 06 is evo 9 any evo owner would know that"

 

i hate it when girls get in my car and ask me why it sound like a vacuum cleaner... smh...

but more often than that girls girl in it and say that "one noise" makes them wanna orgasm. lmao

 

Is that an Sti?

Me: 0_o

 

Cop: Is that a four cylinder?!
Me: Yeah...
Cop:...

I got a ticket on the way in to work a month ago:

Think it's a compliment when the CHP officer asks you, "How in the hell did you accelerate so fast? Man, technology these days..." *shakes his head*

The red Saturn he was LADARing in the fast lane was doing 82 when I "blew" past it getting ONTO the freeway to get around this dumb *** Scion TC that had cut me off. He was so stunned that he wasn't even LADARing me, I looked over and saw him on his bike with his mouth agape. He was so blown away by the Evo's acceleration that he just lowered his LADAR and started the bike.

He had no idea how fast I was going, so he gave me a ticket for 80/65 since he knew I was going at least that fast since I had passed the Saturn he had just hit with the LADAR going 82.

LMAO

 

Its lidar

 

Not always. The military calls it LADAR because the light (from which we get the "LI" in LIDAR) is a laser. Some police call it LADAR, too, while others call it LIDAR.

None of this really matters. I'm just one-upping your showing off because, deep down, I'm a troll.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ladar

 

gave one of my servers a ride home from work just the other day...

she said" why does your car make so many weird noises?"

I replied" why you got to be such a hooker?"

 

"Why do you have such a big wing on a 4 door?" Me: To make you ask questions.

 

"Sweet EEEEEEEEvo, bro! But, my buddies (insert ****ty car that happens to be left at home or in the shop) would totally rape you on the freeway!"

 

with hood up: Is that a 6cyl ?

 

mods in sig
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i did a WOT pull and went by a saab. he was a younger driver, few mods. stops beside me and asks "Is that thing turbo'd?" I responded a yea, but laughing inside (35r/dump to atmo)

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is that thing fast? let's see a burnout; i just nod
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friend says he raced an audi on the freeway with his wrx and says the audio was pretty fast and how he had a few cars on him. I said i'd probably take him as he responded, "it might be close, i dont know, the audi was pretty fast"

lunch time i went to take him for a spin and while a wot he didnt know what to hang onto while saying "OOOO SHIIIiiittttt" ... i replied "and what you think....?" | he says "holy ****.... you would of raped him" lol
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another friend of mine with his srt4 stage2 says "i can take you, i pull hard in 2nd" I just laughed inside.
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took my mom for a spin one day to show her why i spend all this money, and she now tells her friends that her son driver's an airplane. every time i hear her say this to someone i can't help but laugh.

 

how many miles do u get on a tank of rice

I think ur car is leaking air

 

*start up Evo and release a symphony of lopey idle out the exhaust*

"Sweet sounding WRX!"