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Old May 31, 2012 | 07:52 AM
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Evo's have a heritage albeit shorter than the vette.. How many Rally win's do we have ? I honestly don't know and i'm sure it's no where near how many vette's win's in FIA classes like GP GTS GT3 Grand prix and Le'mans type racing

I'm by no means a Vette fanboy but i do respect all kinds of cars that are in a sense "under dogs" and when you look at a Zr1 compared to a Farrari 458

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1cteHVecr8

Then you get your 97,000 msrp GTR in the mix. which in my opinion is also an underdog in comparison to well anything that costs more.

Just like the evo, in 100% stock form still beats out quite a few cars that cost 20k more than it's regular price. Put 20K under the hood and it then beats out cars 4 times it's price.

remember the evo viii vs lambo top gear vid lol then remeber the turbo lag at the end of that vid lol pretty funny

anyways Everyone has something funny/stupid to say about the evo. but we all know it's a very capable machine!

ps out of all the top gear vid's the usa snow race was my fave

sadly this vid has no sound
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2EOCBmq-RE

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Old May 31, 2012 | 10:29 AM
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Here is a good version of that video

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xg1...shi-evo-x_auto
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Old Jun 1, 2012 | 08:27 AM
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Yep that's the one! wewt wewt!
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Old Jun 1, 2012 | 12:33 PM
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Guy in a porsche carrera ask what kind of car is that after smoking him at a light... Told him it's a civic
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Old Jun 1, 2012 | 03:07 PM
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A couple of weeks ago:

Me: I want to trade in the Ralliart for an Evo.
Wife: Does it have cup holders?
Me: Umm, yeah, it's pretty much the same setup inside we have now, but with better interior.
Wife: Okay, whatever, just as long as it has cupholders.
Me:
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Old Jun 1, 2012 | 05:12 PM
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LoL

Originally Posted by nirvancol
I was at a red light yesterday when a guy in a gst eclipse with a hot blonde in the back pulled up next to me...
Dude: wanna trade cars?
Me: I already had one of those
Dude: trade for the girl?
That is so much win xDD
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Old Jun 1, 2012 | 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by sith_killer_99
A couple of weeks ago:

Me: I want to trade in the Ralliart for an Evo.
Wife: Does it have cup holders?
Me: Umm, yeah, it's pretty much the same setup inside we have now, but with better interior.
Wife: Okay, whatever, just as long as it has cupholders.
Me:
sounds like my wife, cup holders and sunglasses compartment is all she cares about.
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Old Jun 1, 2012 | 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by sith_killer_99
A couple of weeks ago:

Me: I want to trade in the Ralliart for an Evo.
Wife: Does it have cup holders?
Me: Umm, yeah, it's pretty much the same setup inside we have now, but with better interior.
Wife: Okay, whatever, just as long as it has cupholders.
Me:
Replace "does it have cup holders" with "is it faster" and that's my gf
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Old Jun 2, 2012 | 08:30 PM
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I went to Walmart two days ago. I find i good parking spot up front.... i got out and walk way locked it put the alarm on...... I'm almost at the door when the security guard approach me and told me that i left my car running......

Me ------ i got a turbo timer on the car.
Security Guard ---- a what??????
Me ------ it will turned off after 60 secs.
Security Guard ------cool...... I need to get one for my toyota corolla
Me ----------- You should get one.... and i walked away.......

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Old Jun 4, 2012 | 01:30 AM
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i was giving these moldovian girls a ride on my ix mr and they asked me why my car was sneezing....
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Old Jun 5, 2012 | 07:21 AM
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I don't think everyone knows, but i work at a mechanic shop and always hear good compliments about my car. Until yesterday that is...a honda del sol owner stoped to get his oil change done. So, im working on his car and noticed he had a swap on his car. I tend to compliment on others car as well. So we are talking about his b16 swap in his del sol when he says...

Del sol: So what you got done to your "Little" Lancer??
Me: In my head i was like, "WTF! if only he knew what it is"

So i let him think its a Lancer for a little longer...

Me: Oh you know just a few bolt ons
Del sol: Oh full bolt ons? Man you should turbo charge it.
Me: I finally told him it was an Evo, and mentioned all come turbocharge.

Lol he thought he knew what an Evo was until the turbo part. So i showed him my clean engine bay, and he was stuned to see what my car was equipped with.
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Old Jun 5, 2012 | 03:21 PM
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Saw this while visiting family in Sac town, CA.
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Old Jun 5, 2012 | 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by 2006GSR

Saw this while visiting family in Sac town, CA.
C'mon now .....
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Old Jun 5, 2012 | 04:47 PM
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he must have gotten beat by one, and thought the wing was the reason he lost
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Old Jun 5, 2012 | 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by ILuvJDM
he must have gotten beat by one, and thought the wing was the reason he lost
lmao. Perfect.
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