lmao- was thinking the same thing myself

 

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

yerz its in engwish

 

I have had people tell me , nice lancer, is that an sti, and cool evo, is it turbo?.

 

One from yesterday while getting gas...This guy was walking in with his friend

Guy: "Ayy man look at dat weird lookin Schooby"

^exactly how he said it lol

 

If we were on facebook I would hit the like button. Lol


Keep them coming in folks! Some of these are hilarious.

 

I have a couple for you guys...
hey when are you gonna slam your car? (I'm on coilovers)

dumbass-When are you gonna get a turbo kit?
me- its an evo it already is turbocharged
dumbass- nooo! yours in an automatic its n/a.
me-

 

im sure most people get this. but

i got asked by some dude
the guy:"where is the other turbo?"
me:dude its a single turbo its an evo single turbo.
the guy:" its awd right"
Me: yes it is
The guy"then it must have twin turbo, one turbo for the front wheels and one for the rear wheels"

hahaha after that i was so confused i just left.

 

bunch of hillbillys today as i was pulling out of the gas station were signaling me with their hands to do a burnout... smh

 

Here is a few i have had in my 1 year as an evo owner:

I have a harness bar in my car and when my windows are down ppl are like whats that a bar for the back passangers to hold on to....
I'm like no its a harness bar and they still have no idea what im talking about.

I'm at a gas station and the beat 3000gt passes by and like a minute later they pull into the gas station. The kid gets out and is checking out my car and he talks to me for a few minutes and three modded civic fly by and by this time im getting in my car and the kid is like are we gonna go after them. I laughed and drove the opposite way.

Is it fast? (wtf im like yes and roll my eyes)

Thats your evo? (bc im a girl)

Some kid thought i was driving a new sti and pulls up in a in a beat eclipse and says what kind if car is that? I was like you already drive a mitsu how do you not know??

Tons more just cant remeber.

 

Nice Lol

 

Thats awesome

 

A few weeks ago my girls brother assured me his V8 Dodge would catch and pass my car by 100mph because he has a V8. He's pretty much family so I told him he was a fuxing moron and then gave several reasons why.

 

I was getting gas earlier today and I had some old guy walk past me and tell me that he was a mechanic at Monroe Muffler and that in his "professional opinion" my car has a misfire and vaccum leak. And that I should get that checked out as soon as possible. Then I proceeded to tell him now he knows what a cammed EVO sounds like and thanks for the opinion and that I am an ASE Dealership Certified Technician and asked how many Mitsubishi Evolution's hes worked on before and he said Mitsubishi what's? I thought this was a Toyota

 

Went to a Chervy test drive event to test drive the corvette & CTS...

staff: hello sir welcome to our test drive event.
me: Yea, I wanna test drive the corvette & CTS.
staff: Since those are high performance vehicles, maybe I ask what vehicle do you currently drive.
me: Mitsubishi evolution.
staff:A what?
me: repeat
staff: Ok, I don't see your vehicle in our vehicle database.
me: Ahh, how about Lancer?
staff: Ohhhh a lancer.....(eureka moment)
----awkward silence------
my frd: bust out laughing
me: facepalm

 

i have no clue why everyone thinks evo's are sti's. I dont get it so much in my X, but in my VIII its like no one knows what kind of car it is. kids call it "hot wheels" or "race car". the best is explaining to hillbillies that my 4banger has more torque than their lifted truck.