I'd suggest playing dumb and messing with these people who say/ask dumb $h!t. I like to see how far I can push it before they catch on.

 

Ohh now you want to play nice..
lol, ok thanks, I will try that...and will probably enjoy it

 

dont get me wrong even a 2011 lancer se can get the job done
guy pulls up beside me in a 2012 genesis coupe after trying to race me "i bet i can do laps around your volvo" shaking my head i step on the gas n this guys left miles back

"your car looks so evil" lmfao wtf

i have a k&n intake n my friends in the car "i think u need to get your muffler checked" -.- omg

 

i get that so often :s

 

"747, that's a good plane"

^ That was coming from a homeless guy. FML.

 

This was a g-chat convo I had with a female friend of mine. She was trying to get me to sell my Evo. Name is blurred out for anonimity purposes!


By sparrow9998 at 2012-09-12

 

She fails!!!
Why does she want you to sell a car at all, much less replace it with the poser cars that she named?

 

Yeah, sounds like you need to hit it and quit it with that chick

 

She knows how much I've spent on it and how much I b!tch about it. She's not a car enthusiast, obviously

 

+1

I had a day a couple months ago where i was asked/told to do a burn out 7 times... I started counting at 3

 

I dunno 'bout you guys, but I constantly get asked: "How many speeding tickets you got?"

And then they get surprised with a little mix of confused when I respond "None" with a smirk.

 

you have got to be kidding me lol

 

Was walking out of Best Buy the other day, and saw a guy pulling into the spot next to my car in a purple Geo Prism.

Guy: so are you in some kind of car club?

Me: excuse me? I didn't really hear him.

Guy: well I saw this lettering on the back said "evolution IX" and thought maybe it was some kind of car club.

me: no it's the model of the car, the mitsubishi lancer evolution IX. That's the badging the car comes with factory in the UK.

Guy: Oh ok I thought maybe that was some symbol for a car club. Never seen one of these, looks like a fast car.

and I lol'd the whole way home

 

I am a student taking a course in anthropology (study of man) and when the fact that i drive a mitsubishi evolution came up, someone asked if I did it just so to stick it to the creationist.

Also asked if it is front weel drive or rear. i just say both.

 

I was at a mcdonalds and a guy came up to me and said nice car i seen one of these with a turbo once..

Ugh lol


Or the original
DO A BURNOUT LOL