You know you drive an EVO when...
You know you drive an evo when ur sitting in my evo at a red light..Exhaust showing the sound of my cams at idle: brop brop brop brop brop..when I hear pshh pshh and an impreza is looking over showing off his bov and making a left when he almost gets into a head on collision from oncoming traffic..evo ftw
haha funny thread..
Here I go.. some might be repeats..
You know you drive an Evo when...
...you gasp, and realize you only got ~200 miles to a tank because of the random WOTs..
...after you gas up, reset your mileage..EVERYTIME..to see what how far you can get it to on the same tank.
...you swear not to do WOTs because you are trying to find out how far it will go on one tank.
...you forget about the mileage and start doing WOTs again and swear next time I gas up, I am going to do an actual mileage reading w/ proper driving..
...you are caught in this vicious cycle I just mentioned above.. lol
...your investment in aftermarket parts WAY over exceeds your maintenance costs.
...you laugh at pricier cars selling for about the same or less than the evo used. LAWL!
...you sell your parts you specify no low ballers, and when you buy used parts from others you low ball like crazy.
...you can't wait to see an Evo on the road and throw them a deuce and post in the sightings thread.
...you pray that they allow you to modify your car without any problems from the law.
...you pray that you don't encounter a dousche officer on your drive.
...finding a parking spot is a mission..because even a perfect spot might have a down side. We look for something better than perfect.
...Rarely let someone else drive it.
...even though its 4 drs, your passenger seat still has that brand new car smell or looks brand new.
...your trunk still has that brand new car smell.
...you have a huge list of parts either already bought or are pondering on getting them.
...Skeptical on almost every aftermarket part that comes out even though there is sh*t ton R&D done, but still not satisfied until a valuable source on the forums or friend approves of it.
...try to avoid even the smallest of debris or pothole even though it posed no threat.
...you have that one side kick who always rolls around to meets with you or tells random people of HIS friend's evo and how tight it is. But still would never bother to buy one. Everytime you mention it the answer usually is "yea, one of these days man, I'll probably pick up the same color", will also discuss what parts he will get even though he will never pick one up. lol
...even though you sell it, destroy it, get rid of it, you will always come back..because come on who hates Evo? Right.
...Every Evo owner has almost either same or close enough thoughts ringing in his/her head, lol, well, when it comes to Evos.
...you not just think, but strongly believe the Evo is the best car EVAR made.
Here I go.. some might be repeats..
You know you drive an Evo when...
...you gasp, and realize you only got ~200 miles to a tank because of the random WOTs..
...after you gas up, reset your mileage..EVERYTIME..to see what how far you can get it to on the same tank.
...you swear not to do WOTs because you are trying to find out how far it will go on one tank.
...you forget about the mileage and start doing WOTs again and swear next time I gas up, I am going to do an actual mileage reading w/ proper driving..
...you are caught in this vicious cycle I just mentioned above.. lol
...your investment in aftermarket parts WAY over exceeds your maintenance costs.
...you laugh at pricier cars selling for about the same or less than the evo used. LAWL!
...you sell your parts you specify no low ballers, and when you buy used parts from others you low ball like crazy.
...you can't wait to see an Evo on the road and throw them a deuce and post in the sightings thread.
...you pray that they allow you to modify your car without any problems from the law.
...you pray that you don't encounter a dousche officer on your drive.
...finding a parking spot is a mission..because even a perfect spot might have a down side. We look for something better than perfect.
...Rarely let someone else drive it.
...even though its 4 drs, your passenger seat still has that brand new car smell or looks brand new.
...your trunk still has that brand new car smell.
...you have a huge list of parts either already bought or are pondering on getting them.
...Skeptical on almost every aftermarket part that comes out even though there is sh*t ton R&D done, but still not satisfied until a valuable source on the forums or friend approves of it.
...try to avoid even the smallest of debris or pothole even though it posed no threat.
...you have that one side kick who always rolls around to meets with you or tells random people of HIS friend's evo and how tight it is. But still would never bother to buy one. Everytime you mention it the answer usually is "yea, one of these days man, I'll probably pick up the same color", will also discuss what parts he will get even though he will never pick one up. lol
...even though you sell it, destroy it, get rid of it, you will always come back..because come on who hates Evo? Right.
...Every Evo owner has almost either same or close enough thoughts ringing in his/her head, lol, well, when it comes to Evos.
...you not just think, but strongly believe the Evo is the best car EVAR made.
You know you drive an evo when you're watching a movie that has a car chase scene and you think to yourself "if he had an evo...(fill in based on movie)"
Example: Jeepers creepers when the brother and sister first are getting harassed in their slow 60's impala by the demon thing in his faster rusty truck. I thought "if they had an evo...jeepers creepers over here wouldve gotten left in the dust and left feeling pretty stupid."
Example: Jeepers creepers when the brother and sister first are getting harassed in their slow 60's impala by the demon thing in his faster rusty truck. I thought "if they had an evo...jeepers creepers over here wouldve gotten left in the dust and left feeling pretty stupid."
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Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 107
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From: Ohio
When a CEL is normal.
When you know what the following stand for: CEL, SST, AYC, CMC, S-AWC, ASC, ACD, WOT, BOV, DV, CBE, TBE, TP, FMIC, UICP, LICP, WGA, SSS, TPMS, AFR, AWD, AWHP, ECU, DD, DP, MAF, MIVEC, MPG (sucks), OEM, OBD, etc. lol
When you know what the following stand for: CEL, SST, AYC, CMC, S-AWC, ASC, ACD, WOT, BOV, DV, CBE, TBE, TP, FMIC, UICP, LICP, WGA, SSS, TPMS, AFR, AWD, AWHP, ECU, DD, DP, MAF, MIVEC, MPG (sucks), OEM, OBD, etc. lol
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Joined: Dec 2010
Posts: 56
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From: Fort Walton Beach, FL
When the security forces guy checking my ID to get on base asks what year it is, didn't know it came with body kits, and if it's fast.
Then proceeds to say "let me see it, I give you permission" and you go through 1-2-3 in a 25 mph zone.
Then you brake and scan like a mad man for cops. ( the usual )
Then proceeds to say "let me see it, I give you permission" and you go through 1-2-3 in a 25 mph zone.
Then you brake and scan like a mad man for cops. ( the usual )
You know you drive an Evo when...
...you gasp, and realize you only got ~200 miles to a tank because of the random WOTs..
...after you gas up, reset your mileage..EVERYTIME..to see what how far you can get it to on the same tank.
...you swear not to do WOTs because you are trying to find out how far it will go on one tank.
...you forget about the mileage and start doing WOTs again and swear next time I gas up, I am going to do an actual mileage reading w/ proper driving..
...you are caught in this vicious cycle I just mentioned above.. lol
...you gasp, and realize you only got ~200 miles to a tank because of the random WOTs..
...after you gas up, reset your mileage..EVERYTIME..to see what how far you can get it to on the same tank.
...you swear not to do WOTs because you are trying to find out how far it will go on one tank.
...you forget about the mileage and start doing WOTs again and swear next time I gas up, I am going to do an actual mileage reading w/ proper driving..
...you are caught in this vicious cycle I just mentioned above.. lol
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Joined: Oct 2011
Posts: 42
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From: Hickory NC
you know you drive a dewinged evo when everyone who sees your car ask why u havent repaired the trunk holes :/
or at least thats my case..i catch more grief over spoiler holes and a rear wiper then i get compliments
or at least thats my case..i catch more grief over spoiler holes and a rear wiper then i get compliments
