You know you drive an EVO when...
YOU KNOW you drive an EVO when suddenly during dinner with your girl your mouth turns into an HKS SSQV BOV....and your pushing 30psi at the dinner table in public. All day. Running low 11's with your fork from the pepper shaker all the way to your plate with the BOV going off. Imao shoulda seen the waiters face....
Me too.. Our waiter came up and I made a blow off sound and he looked at me and said, "O yea, I know what you're talking about" and then acted like he was smoking a joint.
I died laughing.
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From: MN
Holy shiet. When I first read it, I thought u said ur girl's mouth suddenly turns into a bov. At first I thought ur talking about her getting mad at u and ur imagining that she just nags and her mouth is turning into a blow off valve making the "pshhh" comment every time u say something. And "running low 11s" made me think she's nagging at u at 126mph trap speed!
Then I read it again and I read it right second time around. Damn I must be tired.
The first time I read it is funnier though...
Then I read it again and I read it right second time around. Damn I must be tired.
The first time I read it is funnier though...
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Joined: Dec 2011
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From: Orange County
I don't know own an evo yet, but this is when you know you don't hahah
you know you don't own a evo when
-you can't wait to drive your friends evo at work and he says go faster
-you keep telling your self only one more year of waiting for it
-your gf knows what an evo is because that's all you talk about buying next
-your parents say why do you need a turbo car, what's wrong with yours
-trying to convince your dad to sell truck (20,000 miles on a 04 Toyota Tundra, super clean, and I give him my clean integer gsr 100% stock) hahaha
-you browser this site but don't even own the car
you know you don't own a evo when
-you can't wait to drive your friends evo at work and he says go faster
-you keep telling your self only one more year of waiting for it
-your gf knows what an evo is because that's all you talk about buying next
-your parents say why do you need a turbo car, what's wrong with yours
-trying to convince your dad to sell truck (20,000 miles on a 04 Toyota Tundra, super clean, and I give him my clean integer gsr 100% stock) hahaha
-you browser this site but don't even own the car
You know you drive an EVO when you roll down the windows each time you go under a bridge/into a tunnel... even if its freezing cold.
Your girlfriend says:
"Why no money?"
You reply:
"Because Racecar."
Your girlfriend says:
"Why no money?"
You reply:
"Because Racecar."
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Joined: Apr 2010
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From: Denver
So much truth in the first part and so much lolz at the second part.
