Dude. Reading and picturing the scene is good for morale.

 

You know you drive an Evo when you have to play Tetris with your groceries to make them fit in the puny trunk.

 

when your driving around town and see people pointing and reading their lips, "dude thats an evo"
lol

 

LOL last month I stayed home from school because I had a cold/stuffy nose. I realized that when I breathed through my nose it sounded like a turbo spooling. Throughout the rest of the day I was walking around the house making a spooling turbo and BOV sound. The perks of being sick I geuss.

 

Holy shiet. When I first read it, I thought u said ur girl's mouth suddenly turns into a bov. At first I thought ur talking about her getting mad at u and ur imagining that she just nags and her mouth is turning into a blow off valve making the "pshhh" comment every time u say something. And "running low 11s" made me think she's nagging at u at 126mph trap speed!

Then I read it again and I read it right second time around. Damn I must be tired.









The first time I read it is funnier though...

 

You know you own and EVO when everytime you have a passenger entering your car you say, please watch my side skirt

When your GF says, why don't you talk to me like that, and you reply with, you can't go 160mph.

When your GF says, you know you could've bought me an engagement ring with all the money you spent on that car, and your reply with, ****, I could've bought you a ring and paid for the wedding

 

This just happened to me yesterday:

You know you drive an Evo when your driving in a mall parking lot looking for a spot with a Ferrari in front trying to leave the mall. I happened to notice more heads were turning to look at my under $20k Evo than his $70k plus Ferrari. Man I love being the underdog

 

You know you drive an Evo when you see a kid in an SRT-4 hammering it and "racing" people at every light. Until I pull up next to him, roll down the window and ask him if he wants to run. He responds by saying "No i don't think so, I'm slipping really bad cause of the ice and I just got a new clutch." HA we haven't had any moisture in about a week......

 

You know you drive an Evo when you just drive normally on the highway and pretty much everyone rubber necks and stares at the Evo, even old geezers. And, many mouths enunciate E-VOH!

 

you know you drive an evo when you have a metra dash kit and it looks like *****.

 

You know you drive an Evo..

..when you wonder why you ever bought a 4-door sedan, since you know damn well you'd rather not have the added weight of 2 extra passengers in the back anyway

Do yourself a favor and swap that mess out for a Scosche or JDM kit

 

Thank god I'm not the only one. When I hear someone slap their foot of the side skirt it reminds kept the nails on a chalk board..

 

This statement couldn't be anymore true than what it is.

I look forward to driving to work and going home for obvious reasons haha.

 

So very true! Also when there's bird poo on the windshield and your next stop is a wash station.

 

you need a clutch way before your 60k service