You know you drive an EVO when...
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From: Webster, TX
You know you drive an EVO when...
...You tell your wife she can have the assigned parking spot and you volunteer to park in the empty visitors section.
...the tires slip around a wet turn and you grin
...the little kid at the car show taking pictures tells his dad, "I want that car!"
...a trip to the convenient store on the corner takes 30 min and you come back with a smile.
...no matter how long you've owned the car it always leaves you smiling.
...you can't sleep at 3am your reading EVO forums lol
...You tell your wife she can have the assigned parking spot and you volunteer to park in the empty visitors section.
...the tires slip around a wet turn and you grin
...the little kid at the car show taking pictures tells his dad, "I want that car!"
...a trip to the convenient store on the corner takes 30 min and you come back with a smile.
...no matter how long you've owned the car it always leaves you smiling.
...you can't sleep at 3am your reading EVO forums lol
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From: Marysville,WA
you know you drive an evo when:
-you take a roundabout at full speed without slowing down
-when an old guy asks you if your intercooler is an alarm system
-you drive around with confidence because you know your car is the best on the road in your city
-you park the evo outside of the main window at a restaurant so you can keep an eye on it whilst eating
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-you take a roundabout at full speed without slowing down
-when an old guy asks you if your intercooler is an alarm system
-you drive around with confidence because you know your car is the best on the road in your city
-you park the evo outside of the main window at a restaurant so you can keep an eye on it whilst eating
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You know you drive an EVO X when...
You sometimes get booty raped by the recaro seats while attempting to get in.
Your friends get booty raped by the passenger recaros.
Your friends **** with you by pretending to step on the aero side skirts.
When a cop pulls an illegal U-turn just to follow you waiting for you to do something stupid.
When your doing the speed limit and you get passed by speeders who assume "Evo = speeders" and mean mug you.
You have car issues after car issues.
Your broke.
You sometimes get booty raped by the recaro seats while attempting to get in.
Your friends get booty raped by the passenger recaros.
Your friends **** with you by pretending to step on the aero side skirts.
When a cop pulls an illegal U-turn just to follow you waiting for you to do something stupid.
When your doing the speed limit and you get passed by speeders who assume "Evo = speeders" and mean mug you.
You have car issues after car issues.
Your broke.
Last edited by Hotsauce101; Jul 9, 2014 at 06:44 PM.
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From: Inland Empire... So cal
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From: Inland Empire... So cal
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From: Irvine, Ca
You know you own an evo when people ask "how fast is it" and you have to ask them be more specific ,top speed, 1/4 mile, 20-100, around the track?
You know you own an Evo when the kid working the fast good window jizzes on your food he is so excited to see it.
You know you own an evo when a GIRL says nice car and you say "huh, what" because you are shocked a girl likes an evo.
You know you own an evo when somebody askes "what stage are you brah?" And you have absolutely no clue how to respond to that.
You know you are older and own an evo when your co workers say "how old are you again" when they see your car.
You know you own an evo when you look for places to go just so you can drive it.
You know you own an evo when the new M3's and M5's don't want to swallow their pride on the track and wave you by but eventually do because you are about to run through their rear bumper in the turns.
You know you own an evo when you act like an 8 year old kid the night before Xmas when you are waiting for new parts to arrive and you check UPS 10x a day hoping somehow the delivery date changed to sooner.
You know you own an Evo when it suddenly become apparent that mods are more addictive than crack but you don't want to admit you have a problem.
You know you own an evo when you post how much you like your XXR wheels or BC coils and the people on Evox rip you apart, call you an idiot and say "dude why would you do that to a 30 thousand dollar car?"
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Joined: Jun 2014
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From: Daytona Beach, FL
Funny, I had a guy with his family threaten to kick my but for doing 5mph in a parking structure. The car sounds loud in there. Ignorant people confuse decibels with speed. But to curse me out in front of his little kids was funny.
You know you own an evo when people ask "how fast is it" and you have to ask them be more specific ,top speed, 1/4 mile, 20-100, around the track?
You know you own an Evo when the kid working the fast good window jizzes on your food he is so excited to see it.
You know you own an evo when a GIRL says nice car and you say "huh, what" because you are shocked a girl likes an evo.
You know you own an evo when somebody askes "what stage are you brah?" And you have absolutely no clue how to respond to that.
You know you are older and own an evo when your co workers say "how old are you again" when they see your car.
You know you own an evo when you look for places to go just so you can drive it.
You know you own an evo when the new M3's and M5's don't want to swallow their pride on the track and wave you by but eventually do because you are about to run through their rear bumper in the turns.
You know you own an evo when you act like an 8 year old kid the night before Xmas when you are waiting for new parts to arrive and you check UPS 10x a day hoping somehow the delivery date changed to sooner.
You know you own an Evo when it suddenly become apparent that mods are more addictive than crack but you don't want to admit you have a problem.
You know you own an evo when you post how much you like your XXR wheels or BC coils and the people on Evox rip you apart, call you an idiot and say "dude why would you do that to a 30 thousand dollar car?"
You know you own an evo when people ask "how fast is it" and you have to ask them be more specific ,top speed, 1/4 mile, 20-100, around the track?
You know you own an Evo when the kid working the fast good window jizzes on your food he is so excited to see it.
You know you own an evo when a GIRL says nice car and you say "huh, what" because you are shocked a girl likes an evo.
You know you own an evo when somebody askes "what stage are you brah?" And you have absolutely no clue how to respond to that.
You know you are older and own an evo when your co workers say "how old are you again" when they see your car.
You know you own an evo when you look for places to go just so you can drive it.
You know you own an evo when the new M3's and M5's don't want to swallow their pride on the track and wave you by but eventually do because you are about to run through their rear bumper in the turns.
You know you own an evo when you act like an 8 year old kid the night before Xmas when you are waiting for new parts to arrive and you check UPS 10x a day hoping somehow the delivery date changed to sooner.
You know you own an Evo when it suddenly become apparent that mods are more addictive than crack but you don't want to admit you have a problem.
You know you own an evo when you post how much you like your XXR wheels or BC coils and the people on Evox rip you apart, call you an idiot and say "dude why would you do that to a 30 thousand dollar car?"
This is my fave... bought it for my 56th b'day.. last month. Had an FR-S- fun to drive but the GSR is a rocket! Lookin' over the many mods and trying to decide if suspension or engine will be first...
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Funny, I had a guy with his family threaten to kick my but for doing 5mph in a parking structure. The car sounds loud in there. Ignorant people confuse decibels with speed. But to curse me out in front of his little kids was funny.
You know you own an evo when people ask "how fast is it" and you have to ask them be more specific ,top speed, 1/4 mile, 20-100, around the track?
You know you own an Evo when the kid working the fast good window jizzes on your food he is so excited to see it.
You know you own an evo when a GIRL says nice car and you say "huh, what" because you are shocked a girl likes an evo.
You know you own an evo when somebody askes "what stage are you brah?" And you have absolutely no clue how to respond to that.
You know you are older and own an evo when your co workers say "how old are you again" when they see your car.
You know you own an evo when you look for places to go just so you can drive it.
You know you own an evo when the new M3's and M5's don't want to swallow their pride on the track and wave you by but eventually do because you are about to run through their rear bumper in the turns.
You know you own an evo when you act like an 8 year old kid the night before Xmas when you are waiting for new parts to arrive and you check UPS 10x a day hoping somehow the delivery date changed to sooner.
You know you own an Evo when it suddenly become apparent that mods are more addictive than crack but you don't want to admit you have a problem.
You know you own an evo when you post how much you like your XXR wheels or BC coils and the people on Evox rip you apart, call you an idiot and say "dude why would you do that to a 30 thousand dollar car?"
You know you own an evo when people ask "how fast is it" and you have to ask them be more specific ,top speed, 1/4 mile, 20-100, around the track?
You know you own an Evo when the kid working the fast good window jizzes on your food he is so excited to see it.
You know you own an evo when a GIRL says nice car and you say "huh, what" because you are shocked a girl likes an evo.
You know you own an evo when somebody askes "what stage are you brah?" And you have absolutely no clue how to respond to that.
You know you are older and own an evo when your co workers say "how old are you again" when they see your car.
You know you own an evo when you look for places to go just so you can drive it.
You know you own an evo when the new M3's and M5's don't want to swallow their pride on the track and wave you by but eventually do because you are about to run through their rear bumper in the turns.
You know you own an evo when you act like an 8 year old kid the night before Xmas when you are waiting for new parts to arrive and you check UPS 10x a day hoping somehow the delivery date changed to sooner.
You know you own an Evo when it suddenly become apparent that mods are more addictive than crack but you don't want to admit you have a problem.
You know you own an evo when you post how much you like your XXR wheels or BC coils and the people on Evox rip you apart, call you an idiot and say "dude why would you do that to a 30 thousand dollar car?"
Haha i have been asked by my co-workers this. i just tell them its bolt ons and tune.
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From: Inland Empire... So cal
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Joined: Apr 2014
Posts: 77
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From: Inland Empire... So cal
You know you own an evo when you act like an 8 year old kid the night before Xmas when you are waiting for new parts to arrive and you check UPS 10x a day hoping somehow the delivery date changed to sooner.
You know you own an Evo when it suddenly become apparent that mods are more addictive than crack but you don't want to admit you have a problem.
You know you own an Evo when it suddenly become apparent that mods are more addictive than crack but you don't want to admit you have a problem.
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From: Inland Empire... So cal
"You know you are older and own an evo when your co workers say "how old are you again" when they see your car.
This is my fave... bought it for my 56th b'day.. last month. Had an FR-S- fun to drive but the GSR is a rocket! Lookin' over the many mods and trying to decide if suspension or engine will be first...
This is my fave... bought it for my 56th b'day.. last month. Had an FR-S- fun to drive but the GSR is a rocket! Lookin' over the many mods and trying to decide if suspension or engine will be first...
And btw I say suspension and brakes first. Nothing like hitting turns at fast speeds.
A few weeks ago at the beach, some lady screamed and called me an a-hole as I drove by going the speed limit... Immediately after, my car frightened a child who covered his ears and started running and crying hahaha
Last edited by nirvancol; Jul 14, 2014 at 06:54 AM.