Too funny...

50-60mph rolls are fine with me but nowhere is a race for 50-miles straight is considered a sprint just because he said his car was in "Autobahn" mode. Oh, scary...

Wow. People are so narrow minded. Techies...

 

You know you drive a Evo when:

You the only one hoping for rain for the next track day

 

You know you drive an Evo...

...when your rabbi, who drives a 911, makes a motion as to roll-out the red carpet as you drop off your kids at Hebrew school on Sunday morning.

...when cruise control is considered a major advance in creature comfort.

...when the gas station attendant knows you by name.

...when you have to pull over for a breather on a Sunday drive.
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Guilty as charged!

 

cheers to that!

 

You take the long way to work because it has more curves.

 

Too funny, but still true.

 

You know you drive an evo when .....

Everyone is breaking there neck to see your car

 

... when the priest at church says "Satan is outside everyone's doorstep. The gates of hell are wide open. Beware!"
True story, mom told me the dude said that when I went to go pick her up from mass and heard me

 

Lol im sure he felt the vibration of the exhaust inside the church

 

^_^ Greddys are no joke

 

...when you're in Ensenada racing the Baja 1000 and still thinking about getting home to drive your Evo.

(And I am, almost home. One more day!)

 

you know you drive an evo,
when you go outside for a smoke and stare at your evo so long you get ash on yourself.

 

You know you drive an evo when,
you go to wish someone happy birthday on facebook, and accidentally type "happy evo"

 

You know you drive a Evo when your 7 year old kid says "daddy hit boost so we can beat mommy home lol