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Old Oct 18, 2011 | 04:27 AM
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You know you drive a Evo when the last time you 2-stepped launched it you thought to yourself.. Damn this is better than sex =P
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Old Oct 18, 2011 | 05:14 AM
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Originally Posted by MattyBoyMR
You know you drive a Evo when the last time you 2-stepped launched it you thought to yourself.. Damn this is better than sex =P
Signs that you might be gay.

You know you drive an evo when you get disappointed you can't be there for the tuning session on your car, and you arrange for a friend to show up and photograph it and record a few dyno runs.
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Old Oct 18, 2011 | 05:20 AM
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You know you drive an Evo when on average, you see 5-10 STi's a day without ever seeing another Evo. You know you drive an Evo when people ask what kind of car your car is and you reply, "An Evo", to which they say, "what is that?" You know you drive an Evo when a person at the gas station says, "something is wrong with your fenders, they are all pushed out."
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Old Oct 18, 2011 | 05:34 AM
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Originally Posted by SamsonEvoX
You know you drive an Evo when a person at the gas station says, "something is wrong with your fenders, they are all pushed out."
Damn.... true story?
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Old Oct 18, 2011 | 05:43 AM
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You know you drive a evo when you have to work a 2nd job for gas, that will b me at wendys.
You know you drive a evo when as soon as you buy one everybody wants to race you which, my 2nd day driving I had a supra, Honda accord, grand prix, altima trying to race
Me
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Old Oct 18, 2011 | 05:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Noe18
You know you drive a evo when you have to work a 2nd job for gas, that will b me at wendys.
You know you drive a evo when as soon as you buy one everybody wants to race you which, my 2nd day driving I had a supra, Honda accord, grand prix, altima trying to race
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my altima is faster than my evo at the moment.
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Old Oct 18, 2011 | 06:03 AM
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...you vacuum and wash your car weekly whether it's dirty or not (I do this and it's garaged)
...you politely ask people to bang their feet on the pavement before getting into the car to knock dirt and sand off their shoes (we have a lot of sand and clay here in GA)
...you spend a little extra time shining up the mitsu emblem on the front of the car
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Old Oct 18, 2011 | 06:25 AM
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...you politely ask people to bang their feet on the pavement before getting into the car to knock dirt and sand off their shoes (we have a lot of sand and clay here in GA)
Yes we do..
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Old Oct 18, 2011 | 11:01 AM
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When the worst feeling ever is the clutch slipping!
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Old Oct 18, 2011 | 11:21 AM
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You know you drive an Evo when...

Every stoplight you pull up to everyone asks you to do a burnout and you have to reply, "Can't it's AWD" Then light goes green and it's bye bye!

I am getting tired of having to tell people I can't burn tires! I guess next time I will just do donuts and tell them "THAT IS THE ONLY WHY I CAN BURN TIRES"
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Old Oct 18, 2011 | 12:02 PM
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you know you drive an Evo when people roll up next to you at a light and say sir your car is shooting fire.
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Old Oct 18, 2011 | 04:58 PM
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just happened today - when you pull up to park and someone in a truck looks at your car and says, "oh ****!" with a big *** smile on their face.
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Old Oct 18, 2011 | 05:03 PM
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blazing thread! keep em coming
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Old Oct 19, 2011 | 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Wrex1977
You know you drive an Evo when you set off car alarms in the parking garage by driving by.
As a new Evo owner (as of last Sunday), I pulled into a parking garage in Queens to hear three car alarms go off one at time as I went to the third level of the deck to find a remote "park alone" spot. I thought, was that me? Hope so.
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Old Oct 19, 2011 | 07:50 PM
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When your coworker says, "Did you put that wing on the back? Wait, that isn't functional... is it?"
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