You know you drive an Evo when your driving on a smooth road and all your body fat jiggles like jello and you can take turns wider than the 18 wheelers!!!

 

You know you drive an Evo when you take your car out and all eyes on you!!

 

You know you drive an Evo when you gotta log on to Evolutionm.net and search in the "how to" section for help!!!

 

You know you drive an Evo when you gotta take your car to your tuner to retune your car to get rid of that Blinking Oil light!!!

 

You know you drive an Evo when you go to the gas station and pay $55 to full up your tank and get 17 mpg!!

 

You know you drive an Evo when your WRX sits in the court for almost a year.

You know you drive an Evo when your girl complains about her T!tt!ies bouncing too much.

You know you drive an Evo when you set off car alarms in the parking garage by driving by.

 

You know you drive an evo when your friends got their *** kicked by a Supra and calls you at 3 am to bring out the Evo for revenge!

 

You know you drive an Evo when you take off the Front bumper and your car looks hotter than Bumblebee!!!

 

You know you drive an Evo when you flat foot shift and your girl yells at you because the shift made her head hit the Recaro!!!

 

I'm fine with this.

 

Man, you nailed it. I never refer to it as "My Car".

People are like wth are you saying, bro...

 

when u drive an Evo
-u park as far away as u can from people in parking lot, but u also worry someone gonna steal it

 

You know you drive an Evo when morons post 11 replies in a row because they are too dumb to know how to make a list into one reply in a thread.

 

 

...when you get that big grin on your face that only Evo drivers really understand.

...when you don't need tint on your rear windshield because your big wings blocks out all the headlights!