When you have one sitting in your garage.

 

... when your job starts letting you commute in your work vehicle and you think...." eh, if I have to. "

 

You know you drive an Evo when @$$holes like the above on the forum aint got shyt to say so he decided to find faults in others..but its ok cuz they own a Honda and got offended someway..GO VTEC YOURSELF!!!

 

 

 

Good idea. I need some VTACK in my life.

 

You know you drive an Evo when the two guys who posted above you like smiley faces too.

 

lol

 

You know you drive an Evo when guys on EvoM is posting funny posts at 12 in the morn!

 

You know you drive an evo when you look foward to colder temps just so your car will run stronger.

 

When you call the insurance company, and they say "Mr. H4ck, your insurance rate on the car will be $6 less than your Ralliart."

"We're talking about a 2011 Lancer Evolution, correct"

"Yes, Mr. H4ck. I was just as surprised when my husband picked up coverage on his Evo X"

True story. Also if any of you guys work for USAA, let me know! lol

 

Very very true!

 

You know you drive an evo.....

...when having half cylinders, less than 1/3 of displacement you get worse mpg than a Z06.
...when you have 6 gears and at 80 mph you're running over 3000 rpm.

 

You know you drive an Evo when you can beat that Z06 in a drag race.