You know you drive an EVO when...
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you know you drive a EVO when. . . . . . . . .
you take the long way and safest way so it wont be hazardous for your EVO to get any damage
and also when . . . . .
a guy says damn your EVO looks SICK and his girl
is like wuts a EVO??? 
you take the long way and safest way so it wont be hazardous for your EVO to get any damage
and also when . . . . .
a guy says damn your EVO looks SICK and his girl
is like wuts a EVO???
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From: Northern VA
Amazing thread!
You know you drive an EVO when...
A cop follows you for 10 minutes to pull up beside you in traffic, signal to roll down your windows, ask what kind of car it is (debadged), and tell you how awesome it is! Then drives away giving you a thumbs up!
Your girlfriend/wife/significant other gets mad every time they take your car somewhere because you park so damn far away. (but you always insist on driving because you can't not drive your EVO!)
When people tend to have the need to rev their engines around you all the time (parking lot, in traffic, drive thru, etc.)
Your siblings are mad/jealous about how sick your car is.
Your friends insist you drive everywhere and always want you to pick them up!
You strategize every time you park (far away, in the shade, away from beat-up cars, backed in, in the corner where theres only a possibility of one car parking next to you, etc.)
You know you drive an EVO when...
A cop follows you for 10 minutes to pull up beside you in traffic, signal to roll down your windows, ask what kind of car it is (debadged), and tell you how awesome it is! Then drives away giving you a thumbs up!
Your girlfriend/wife/significant other gets mad every time they take your car somewhere because you park so damn far away. (but you always insist on driving because you can't not drive your EVO!)
When people tend to have the need to rev their engines around you all the time (parking lot, in traffic, drive thru, etc.)
Your siblings are mad/jealous about how sick your car is.
Your friends insist you drive everywhere and always want you to pick them up!
You strategize every time you park (far away, in the shade, away from beat-up cars, backed in, in the corner where theres only a possibility of one car parking next to you, etc.)
You know you drive an Evo when you break your left foot in 3 places, and your *only* concern is how long until you can get back behind the wheel of the Evo.
Then you're talking cars with the foot doctor only to find out an Evo is the only 4 door car that ever beat his beloved Porsche Carrera in a drag race.
Now I'm wondering why I'm still in a cast after 10 weeks at age 24, trying to figure out if the doctor enjoys watching me suffer......
Then you're talking cars with the foot doctor only to find out an Evo is the only 4 door car that ever beat his beloved Porsche Carrera in a drag race.
Now I'm wondering why I'm still in a cast after 10 weeks at age 24, trying to figure out if the doctor enjoys watching me suffer......
u Know u haz an Evo...
- When you pay for gas inside and explicitly yell out "Premium please" just so everyone around knows your "Mitsubishi" drinks premium gas (used to have bragging rights back then... nowadays you're just getting owned by the pump lol
)
- When EVERY SINGLE 'Stang driver wants to race you <_< god I can't stand these guys lol
- When, instead of slowing down to the posted speed on the exit ramp, you accelerate and powerslide the whole curve lol...
- When you pay for gas inside and explicitly yell out "Premium please" just so everyone around knows your "Mitsubishi" drinks premium gas (used to have bragging rights back then... nowadays you're just getting owned by the pump lol
)- When EVERY SINGLE 'Stang driver wants to race you <_< god I can't stand these guys lol
- When, instead of slowing down to the posted speed on the exit ramp, you accelerate and powerslide the whole curve lol...
