LOL!!!! good one!!!

 

When i named me dog ee-v-oh

 

You guys, somehow, even though you park far as hell... in the last spot you can find in the lot... Some dumbaxe in a civic has to park next to you

 

This makes me furious!

 

haha, this thread cracks me up. Good stuff everyone. I love the comments about the cobalts & civics. lol.

 

This especially never fails, I park far for a reason lol rain, sleet, snow, would say hail but she'll never experience that.

 

I fall for it every time hahahaha still havent learned my lesson hahahahaha

 

When you enter into a mitsubishi dealer and everyone know your name cause you have the top car of the brand.

 

I went with Mak for my dog.

 

When you spend more time under your Evo than over your girlfriend.
When you consider 92 octane low grade
When you run more boost pressure than tire pressure.
When you consider 20k miles out of your clutch an acceptable lifespan.
When you spend more money on tuning than you did on clothes in a year.
When you change your trans, t/c, and diff fluid more frequently than some people change their oil.
When you try to start roll races at slower speeds rather than higher speeds.
When your car smells like Formaldehyde and popcorn.
When you can smell the clutch and brakes burning

 

When you constantly get reminded by others that your car smells bad after they've been following you for a bit.

 

Some high school kid asked me to race him in his Civic. Thing had curb rash like no other. I laughed and continued.

Then some guy going in the opposite direction yells, "What the ****." Then proceeds to flip me off

I don't understand the hate.

 

lmao my subaru buddies always complain about how funky my car smells when they follow me

 

When you haven't seen your car in about 7 months. Lul

 

You first bring it home and you're so excited and your gf goes "what is it? It's not a 'pretty' car" You can be confident in knowing you've made the right decision.