99 problems but the EVO ain't one...

 

Time to find a new shop/tuner. Its utterly lame not to have your Evo running all the time, unless its wrecked or its a 100% track car.

 

Your wife must drive a Subaru. Haha.

 

lol I find myself doing that now too and I've only had the car 2 weeks. lol

 

...when you have to keep sending your transmission to Shep.

 

When your fiancee/wife tells you to slow down because she's going to throw up.

 

When your blowoff shocks the people walking on the streets )

 

When a Subaru (probably an STi) from behind wants to catch up and race you.

 

You know you drive an evo when....

You try to finish every morsel of food and your passengers too because food isn't allowed in the EVO.

 

1. No drinks or food in the evo. Im allowed to have bottled water with a lid.

2. Going to dinner last night. Wife has just finished taking a shower and her hair is moussed and still wet. I tell her to bring a towel for the seat. She says are u kidding me. i said "NO Recaros". and walk to the car.

 

^So much win

 

^ Same goes with my car and the drinks/food.

My wife likes to bring her legs/feet up on the seat when she sits in the car. It bothers me more and more until finally I have to ask her to put her feet down.

We also went to Corpus Christi last weekend. She brought up taking the Evo there. It took me off guard. I started to think about the sand getting everywhere and the salt sticking to the car. It kind of gave me anxiety. I answered quickly with "will take the Eclipse".

In hines sight I probably should have taken the Evo cause the Eclipse got stuck in the sand and I had to push the dang thing out.

 

When the wife gets back from borrowing the Evo and says (her daily is a 335i) : "This thing just doesn't like to go slow."

 

^ This!

 

You know you drive an EVO GSR when you use your wing to block cars behind you with high beams on. Actually discovered this the other night, if I tilt my head just right it works....I know the mirror has day night switch but this works too