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Old May 1, 2012 | 07:34 AM
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The other day I pulled up next to a school bus full of little kids and one little boy sticks his head out the window and yells at me nice Evo man. Rev it up I want to hear the pssssttt. Lol I was impressed that the little boy knew what I was driving had to been at least maybe 10.
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Old May 3, 2012 | 05:09 AM
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When you goto the local car show and all the v8 guys get mad and talk sh*t then you step on the gas and they have nothing to say.
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Old May 3, 2012 | 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by formerRX8owner
When many people feel the need to speed past you then cut in front of you only to get off at the next exit....especially when you are minding your own business and trying to drive sanely.
(happened today on the way home from my step dads funeral, some 370Z boy felt the need to prove his manhood, I had to laugh)
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Old May 4, 2012 | 12:26 PM
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You know you own an evo when cars of every make wants to race you.
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Old May 4, 2012 | 04:26 PM
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you know you drive an Evo when all your buddies argue about which one of their cars is faster by judging how much they lost to you by... "well the evo only put 3 cars on me so therefor I'm faster then you"
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Old May 4, 2012 | 08:54 PM
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*** you turn not by using steering wheel, but by acceleration pedal
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Old May 6, 2012 | 05:11 PM
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You know you drive an EVO when the speedometer goes to 190mph and the steering wheel just feels right in your hands.
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Old May 6, 2012 | 05:52 PM
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When you tell people who are getting in your car to sit directly onto the seat portion of the front seat and not the side parts that hug your legs so the suede doesn't get rubbed, while simultaneously lifting their legs so they don't smack your side skirts.
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Old May 7, 2012 | 12:18 AM
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Your passenger in the back can't see s*** to the front.... Their view is limited by those two squares on the recaro seat....
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Old May 7, 2012 | 05:48 AM
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You know you drive an Evo when :

--Its nice and cool outside and you get excited (turbo season)

--People tell you "Nice STI" and you flip out on them

--you wave to other Evo owners

--chase down other Evo's to compare cars

-- when you dont let NOONE pass you on the road

--when you can stop faster than everyone else

-- when you are disgusted by how pink your calipers gotten

--Get speeding tickets almost every 3 months even when you are not speeding.

--Old people (senior citizens) pull up to your car and ask you what you are driving... funny thing is, I swear I saw them a month later driving a red one.

--when hooked up muscle cars try to race u from 60 mph and you pass them up with out downshifting.

--When you use your BOV as a horn instead of your REAL horn.

-- FEAR POTHOLES AND SPEEDBUMPS!

--Last but not least, YOU LOVE YOUR CAR!!

Last edited by j_barcarse; May 7, 2012 at 06:06 AM.
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Old May 7, 2012 | 06:53 AM
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Originally Posted by j_barcarse
--when you can stop faster than everyone else
This always bothers me when someone slams on their brakes in front of me. I know I won't have a problem stopping in time but that guy behind me might not be so lucky.
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Old May 7, 2012 | 07:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Macaroni
This always bothers me when someone slams on their brakes in front of me. I know I won't have a problem stopping in time but that guy behind me might not be so lucky.

I totally fear the same thing!!!
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Old May 7, 2012 | 07:29 AM
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When you have random people wave, yell, and generally get excited when you drive by...

Typically it's just the Playstation generation as older folks usually just kinda have a confused or disapproving stare.

I live in a small town and it's almost like being a celebrity from the reactions I get sometimes, lol.
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Old May 7, 2012 | 07:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Arxylis
Typically it's just the Playstation generation as older folks usually just kinda have a confused or disapproving stare.
When most of your Usernames or sign-on (including PS3/PSN) has the word "EVO" in it
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Old May 7, 2012 | 12:06 PM
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when you drive a 4 cylinder but don't give a damn about gas mileage.
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