You know you drive an EVO when...
You knowyou are ABOUT TO own an Evo when:
-You have read every "official review" of the car
-You have seen every youtube video of the evo x '11 and '12
-You have read every single post in this thread
-You are pissing everyone you know off because you keep asking them "what color should I get?"
-You feel incredibly bizarre and conflicted when your girlfriend sees a picture of the car and says "it looks so normal, why don't you get a Subaru or Volkswagon"
-You feel incomplete without your future best buddy
-You have never seen the car physically, in real life, but know everything about it and every angle of it
-You are afraid something might happen that will make your dreams disappear!
-You are just incredibly excited
-You have read every "official review" of the car
-You have seen every youtube video of the evo x '11 and '12
-You have read every single post in this thread
-You are pissing everyone you know off because you keep asking them "what color should I get?"
-You feel incredibly bizarre and conflicted when your girlfriend sees a picture of the car and says "it looks so normal, why don't you get a Subaru or Volkswagon"
-You feel incomplete without your future best buddy
-You have never seen the car physically, in real life, but know everything about it and every angle of it
-You are afraid something might happen that will make your dreams disappear!
-You are just incredibly excited
...When an 11 years old boy approaches me and says "Hey sir, is that an Evo?" you reply "yes it is son" and then this face 


(followed by a repetitive "wooow!")
...When your mother in law almost gets a heart attack when you tell her you're paying $600 a month for an Evo...
....When your neighbor parks his Benz C300 next to you, continues to check your car out but doesn't say a word of how impressed he is of the car's looks, continually rejects your offers to ride shotgun with you for a quick spin (so he doesn't end up realizing how boring his car is) and when you tell him one night "hey, '12 MRs are now at the dealership, full leather, sound insulation, hids, premium wheels, sunroof, navi/sound system, keyless entry... full-on-luxury, just the way you like them!" and he replies with "nah bro, I have a Merc C300..." and you try hard not to bust out laughing



(followed by a repetitive "wooow!")...When your mother in law almost gets a heart attack when you tell her you're paying $600 a month for an Evo...

....When your neighbor parks his Benz C300 next to you, continues to check your car out but doesn't say a word of how impressed he is of the car's looks, continually rejects your offers to ride shotgun with you for a quick spin (so he doesn't end up realizing how boring his car is) and when you tell him one night "hey, '12 MRs are now at the dealership, full leather, sound insulation, hids, premium wheels, sunroof, navi/sound system, keyless entry... full-on-luxury, just the way you like them!" and he replies with "nah bro, I have a Merc C300..." and you try hard not to bust out laughing


