you can't keep it out of boost!

 

What's this cruise control you speak of!? Haha The only stable speed I can get is to the floor...damn you x guys!

 

I've spent some time in Latin America and caribbean (Capurgana, Cartegena, Barranquilla, Girardot, Bogota, San Andres, Isla Mujeres, Grand Bahama and Aruba) and Puerto Rico is the most laid-back, relaxed and friendly place I've ever been. I have a friend who's a very well-off diving fanatic, makes 3 or 5 trips per year (Cayman, T&T, Virgin Islands, he's been everywhere) his wife is a proud Colombiana, they just got back and they said they L O V E D it.

I don't feel I need to keep exploring, I think I've found my preferred vacation destination (y mi esposa, una Colombiana, siente el mismo). Next time I plan to take Surf lessons every day.

Sorry for the OT, no more on this theme.

 

When your friend asks when your leaving and you say about 5 minutes I'm cranking up the car now

 

you know you own an evo when....
you put on your blinker to bear right or left and 3 miles down the road you realize your blinker is still on

 

Or you ride a motorcycle

 

You knowyou are ABOUT TO own an Evo when:


-You have read every "official review" of the car
-You have seen every youtube video of the evo x '11 and '12
-You have read every single post in this thread
-You are pissing everyone you know off because you keep asking them "what color should I get?"
-You feel incredibly bizarre and conflicted when your girlfriend sees a picture of the car and says "it looks so normal, why don't you get a Subaru or Volkswagon"
-You feel incomplete without your future best buddy
-You have never seen the car physically, in real life, but know everything about it and every angle of it
-You are afraid something might happen that will make your dreams disappear!
-You are just incredibly excited

 

haha this!!

 

That's why I never lock my blinker on. Just hold it for a minute

 

you know you own an evo when....

you spend just as much on gas as your car payments

 

On the way home fom church your 12 year old says, "your car makes my stomach feel like I'm on a roller coaster".

 

HAHAHA, that's EXACTLY how I felt for months! Luckily all that speculation goes away the moment you crank up the car. I just got mine Saturday and I can't help but smile every time I get in the car

 

You know you DON'T drive an Evo when your wife (who also a car fan) tells you to sell what you drive and BUY one.

(She dislikes my MX5)

 

You're a lucky man. My wife HATES the Evo. She always gives me crap for selling my STi.

 

You start showing signs of OCD.