This happens to me, sort of. I carpool me and my buddies to College and they hate when I park top level away from everybody.

 

You know you drive an evo when....


you use the back seats to put all your stuff because it dosnt fit in the trunk.

When you tell your self your going to keep it stock for a while, but it never happens.

when you tell your self this is the last modyou buying as your online ordering some more.

 

It happens also with badge... 90% of people have in mind wind=subaru
.... when after driving another car you realize that parking isn't possible on the evo due to no steering.
...when the the gas station attendant starts to wag tail when sees you.
...when your girlfriend is jealous of your car

 

when your pick up ur nephew and b4 he gets in the car he says vroom vroomm.

 

when a subaru owner starts getting cocky with you.

 

my 16 month old daughter does this....I love it..."dada vroom vroooom" music to my ears!

 

when you are still trying to find where the sausage magnet is so you can uninstall it.

 

when you have cuts on your knuckles and grease under your nails.

 

hahaha

When you get waves from subies and not from evos.
when 3 neighboors ask you if you know how bad mitsu warranties are.
when every honda on the street tries to race me.

 

Haha. I'm actually the opposite. I have seen alot of new STis and WRXs driving around and none of them will even make eye contact. Nothing. Usually I'll see them driving through traffic trying to catch up, but when they get close to me they act like I'm not there and go slow.

All the Evo guys are really cool though.

 

This thread has turned into an epic one haha.

I cant believe I forgot the dude magnet part... Recently have been getting some females who know wtf the car is which is shocking...

 

lmaoo I love this thread

 

this thread is hilarious! Keep them coming..

 

You know that you drive an EVO when..

You preach to your wife that the Recaro baby seat is the Safest baby seat out on the market!
Your car has a turning radius of an 18 wheeler truck!

 

You know you drive an Evo when the Mercedes 550 S class can't figure out what just happened.

You know you drive an Evo X when you wave to a stranger in an Evo VIII or IX, and he just mean mugs you in return.