when girls hate your car.
-unrefined
-noisey
-rough
-looks like a Fast and the Furious race car

You know when you're an evo driver when you don't give a ****

 

-when u get stabed by staples while driving!!
-when u find people taking pictures of/with ur car when u walk out of the mall
-when ur girfriend gets annoyed of how much her male cousins talk to her about ur car
-u find urself lookin back at ur car everytime u park it
-when ur mother is scared to ride in it
-when poeple in amg's and m3's cant help buy look at ur car
-when after 3 years of owning the car it still make u grin everytime u drive it
-when u find 50-70 year old men looking for badges to find out what kind of car it is when there are none

 

[/quote]You know you drive an Evo X when you wave to a stranger in an Evo VIII or IX, and he just mean mugs you in return. [/quote]

This just happend to me yesterday from an RR Evo 8 hahaha

 

You know you drive a evo x when people ask whats wrong with you for putting 10.5 on your DD

 

this.

 

- when you discover a new rattle every day

- when you have to crank up the music because of them (rattles)

- when all the kids inside the big yellow school bus stare at your car with a dork's face

- when you have to go to starbucks and spend 4 bucks on a White chocolate mocha when you didn't really need to... but you just wanted to park the car in front for everyone to see

- when you go to the restaurant and you want window seats, then you spend half the time talking to your loved one and the other half looking at your car out in the parking lot

- when you can't wait till your wife/girl/lady/mom/dad tells you you need to run some errands

 

oh i forgot one, when somebody asks what kind of car you drive and just before saying it you hesitate on whether you should just say "mitsubishi lancer" or "lancer evolution" to avoid them asking wtf an evolution is.

i dont know if its with most of you but happens alot for me coming from canada

 

Here's a true story.. but obscure.

You know you drive a Mitsubishi when a war veteran stops you at McDonalds and calls you Un-american for supporting the company that made the engine/airframe for the aircraft that bombed Pearl Harbor.

Hard one to swallow when you are flying out to Iraq within 72 hours. lol.

 

^^^ you know your american when ignorance is your way of life.


yeah cause american companies and government never helped nations that have done harm to us...lol cant believe you took him serious.

stay safe over there.


edit: how about all the german brands.

 

Lets not turn into a political thread lol. Keep it in the thread topic only even though there could a million posts about it...

You know you drive an EVO...

When you smoke a pack a day but none inside the car

 

I knew him to be a Vet. I have utmost respect for my elders and my nations Military service members. Had to throw that out.

BUT...

You know you drive an Evo an evo when you... Take a 90 degree left turn... at 45mph... on sandy pavement... and get disappointed when you hold traction the WHOLE time...

(Who has two thumbs and likes to drift... This guy)

 

Ford says what? Let's build some **** trucks!!!

Also h4ckluserr stay safe out there.

You know you drive an evo when people tell you you have bald tires but you keep telling them they are home made racing slicks.

 

You know you drive an Evo when:

- You are too ignorant to realize there are better and faster cars out there, some even older and cheaper than your Evo

- You complain about the interior

- You are living the good life because aftermarket support and technical information are plentiful and easy to find

- You're wary of letting just any old shop touch your Evo so you either do your own work or you can drive 100 miles just to get someone knowledgeable to work on your Evo

 

when you get stared at like " wtf thats a girls car!?!?"

 

When everyone slows down during hard rain and you drive normal