You know you drive an EVO when...
Evolving Member
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From: NY
When you can't help yourself from zoning out at school and work, because you're to busy thinking and pricing out your upcoming mods.
When you think anyone who owns a muscle car is an idiot.
When you think anyone who owns a muscle car is an idiot.
Last edited by HAHAV8; Oct 3, 2011 at 06:48 PM.
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Joined: Feb 2009
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From: san francisco
You know you drive an Evo when....
Your broke as hell for the expensive parts....
You get a thumbs up from strangers in the freeway
Stranger in the freeway starts filming you on their camera phones..
You miss your civic for the good mileage and not for the Evo's crappy mileage...
you don't get any look from gtr owners
And lastly
Your wife says "your not a teenager anymore!!!"
All true story
Your broke as hell for the expensive parts....
You get a thumbs up from strangers in the freeway
Stranger in the freeway starts filming you on their camera phones..
You miss your civic for the good mileage and not for the Evo's crappy mileage...
you don't get any look from gtr owners
And lastly
Your wife says "your not a teenager anymore!!!"
All true story
Evolving Member
Joined: May 2010
Posts: 137
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From: Maryland
you know you drive an Evo when
- you blow a intercooler coupler (scares the crap out of you because you assume the worst)
-when you see random threads on EvoM pop up with words like (da,y,dat,and dum)
-when your dad drives your car and no longer thinks he has the fastest car in the house (67 ford fairlane/87 ford mustang gt mild build/67 ford mustang)
-when you are told how unfair Evos are in practically every type of race.
-when you let people drive your car an they stall it once an you say get out lol
- you blow a intercooler coupler (scares the crap out of you because you assume the worst)
-when you see random threads on EvoM pop up with words like (da,y,dat,and dum)
-when your dad drives your car and no longer thinks he has the fastest car in the house (67 ford fairlane/87 ford mustang gt mild build/67 ford mustang)
-when you are told how unfair Evos are in practically every type of race.
-when you let people drive your car an they stall it once an you say get out lol
...when you are suddenly tailgating because you accelerated through the turn that other drivers slowed down through...
...when you never know the price of regular fuel when others ask...
...when you constantly watch your rear view mirror while braking because you know others can't stop as quickly....
...when you never know the price of regular fuel when others ask...
...when you constantly watch your rear view mirror while braking because you know others can't stop as quickly....
-When you want to show it off to Everyone... but wont let any one of them test drive your evo.
-When you park in west bumble**** just so no one parks next to you.
-When the sound of twigs, small debris, and stones (esp after it rains) hits your paint, and you cant help but grimace.
-When you can feel EVERY bump, ditch, crack, or unevenness on the road.
-When after hitting a pothole, you say every curse word you can think of.
-When you buy a Recaro baby seat.
-When you explain to wifey about all the airbags and safety the evoX has... ya because that's why we bought the evo... for safety LOL
-When you park in west bumble**** just so no one parks next to you.
-When the sound of twigs, small debris, and stones (esp after it rains) hits your paint, and you cant help but grimace.
-When you can feel EVERY bump, ditch, crack, or unevenness on the road.
-When after hitting a pothole, you say every curse word you can think of.
-When you buy a Recaro baby seat.
-When you explain to wifey about all the airbags and safety the evoX has... ya because that's why we bought the evo... for safety LOL
Win!
Win!
FAIL!
you sell your evo and miss it so much you buy a different one a week later!
you always have to say "yes, the car came stock with the ______" brembos, enkei's, wing, turbo, recaros etc....
FAIL!
you sell your evo and miss it so much you buy a different one a week later!
you always have to say "yes, the car came stock with the ______" brembos, enkei's, wing, turbo, recaros etc....
You know you own an Evo when:
- You have researched what stations carry E85 and how often they say they ran out, BEFORE you've even modded the car!
Last edited by TheBlade; Oct 3, 2011 at 09:13 PM.
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Joined: Jun 2011
Posts: 31
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From: Edmonton, AB, Canada
few more:
... when you're terrified a girl you're interested in will know and be interested in your car. You just aren't ready to get married yet.
... you avoid at all costs volunteering to drive when an obese superior could be coming along.
... you honestly believe that you've found a creative/artsy side that you didn't know about and that you have a true passion for photography justifying that DSLR purchase you crave.
... when you're terrified a girl you're interested in will know and be interested in your car. You just aren't ready to get married yet.
... you avoid at all costs volunteering to drive when an obese superior could be coming along.
... you honestly believe that you've found a creative/artsy side that you didn't know about and that you have a true passion for photography justifying that DSLR purchase you crave.
This thread is hilarious because it is so true.
You know you drive an Evo when...
you think that spending $800+ on your braking system is a good investment when your OEM are perfectley fine.
When its a struggle to put in the Reverse gear..
When your looking at a house and a steep or Bumpy driveway entrance is a deal breaker..
(true story)
you think that spending $800+ on your braking system is a good investment when your OEM are perfectley fine.
When its a struggle to put in the Reverse gear..
When your looking at a house and a steep or Bumpy driveway entrance is a deal breaker..
(true story)