^ this

 

I do that no matter what I'm driving lol

 

When your tires last < 20k

 

When it's been in the body shop for the passed couple of weeks getting work done and you seriously consider seeing a shrink for help with separation anxiety

 

 

When youre sure an STi is a downgrade....

 

Agreed^^^

You know you drive an EVO when...

You feel compelled to explain to people that your car came with that spoiler stock so they don't think your a ricer...

 

You drive all the way to work, the car feels a bit different and you're puzzled, and once you pull into the garage and look around the cockpit you realize the retards at the car wash put your car in "gravel" mode. Ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

when you realize your evo has the smallest gas tank of any car you've ever driven.

 

Some of these may have been said before but:

When you ALWAYS look back at your car after you park it and are walking away.

When you feel short driving it even though you are over 6 foot tall

When, if given the chance, you park it at a cool angle so when you are walking away and look back at it, it looks cool.

When your kid is in the back seat of the car with a cup of chocolate milk and you ask yourself if giving your 13 year old daughter up for adoption would cause your wife to leave you.

When you read the car reviews and all the negatives they say about the Evo (rides rough, it's noise, etc) are actually the reason you bought the car.

 

i feel big when i drive mine and i am 6'4. but i do LOVE the Recaros.

 

I guess coming from a land rover where the driver window line is almost at my waist compared to the evo where it's about at my shoulder makes me feel like a little kid. I am 6'2" but i do love the seats. Just getting use to sitting so low has been tough. I can't see anything to judge distance. Can't see the hood at all.

 

Oh lawd, it snowed a little overnight and this morning I got stuck behind a ******* prius and the prius pulled over to let me pass

 

You know you drive an Evo X when you have the only one in town.

Seriously, I moved to NM five months ago and I have yet to see another Evo X on the road. It’s kind of cool having the only one in town. I’m sure there must be a few of them out here, but I haven’t seen any yet.

 

For some reason, that isn't the case where I live. I know of at least a half dozen Evos and at least 10 RAs in my town. There's more Xs than STIs here (most likely has something to do with the fact that most ppl here hate the Subie dealer). About 160,000 ppl where I live. Not including my own, I see an X almost every day.