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Old May 24, 2012 | 05:49 PM
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When your girlfriend buys 2 round glass candle holders and says I don't know how round they are,I reply that's easy one is 3" and the other is 4" thinking those are the same diameter of my ego exhaust. When the passenger side oh **** handle is constantly pulled down.
You know you drive an Evo when you call your exhaust an ego waffle awwwwwww
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Old May 25, 2012 | 06:09 AM
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Originally Posted by gstewy2
well I didn't have time to read through the entire thread so this may already exist, but...

You know you drive and EVO when you have to slam on the brakes when you merge onto the highway.
I prefer just to Down Shift! It scares the crap out of everyone and they get out of your way! People have to realize no matter how fast they are going slower traffic should always stay to the right. The Left Lane is Mine!
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Old May 25, 2012 | 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted by 1BAD4DR
You know you drive an Evo when you call your exhaust an ego waffle awwwwwww
Damn iPhone auto correct.... Evo
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Old May 25, 2012 | 11:47 AM
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You know you drive an Evo when...

Veerroomm....POP!!!
Passenger says "dude did you just blow your motor?" Right away respond... "NAW that's just my intercooler pipe!"
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Old May 25, 2012 | 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by DSMotorfun
You know you drive an Evo when...

Veerroomm....POP!!!
Passenger says "dude did you just blow your motor?" Right away respond... "NAW that's just my intercooler pipe!"
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Old May 25, 2012 | 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by DSMotorfun
You know you drive an Evo when...

Veerroomm....POP!!!
Passenger says "dude did you just blow your motor?" Right away respond... "NAW that's just my intercooler pipe!"
LMFAO
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Old May 25, 2012 | 03:12 PM
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You know you own an evo when you take the car to get balljoints and tie rod ends on it and you find out it already has the whileline kit you just bought on it. Then during the alignment you notice it has the Agency Power adjustable rear control arms in the rear that you have been thinking about buying next
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Old May 25, 2012 | 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Gunther45
I prefer just to Down Shift! It scares the crap out of everyone and they get out of your way! People have to realize no matter how fast they are going slower traffic should always stay to the right. The Left Lane is Mine!
They dont understand that in Texas. I cant stand the way people drive here. Thank you uncle sam for sending me here, I was perfectly fine in Cali lol.

Originally Posted by DSMotorfun
You know you drive an Evo when...

Veerroomm....POP!!!
Passenger says "dude did you just blow your motor?" Right away respond... "NAW that's just my intercooler pipe!"
yea thats true
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Old May 25, 2012 | 09:14 PM
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You know you drive an Evo when you can't sleep at night because all you can think about is future mods
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Old May 25, 2012 | 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by dewey1231
You know you drive an Evo when you can't sleep at night because all you can think about is future mods
I can't tell you how many sleepless nites I've had doing that. What makes it harder is when your laid off so you have nothing to do all day but plan your build then you go to bed and can't sleep
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Old May 26, 2012 | 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Gunther45
I prefer just to Down Shift! It scares the crap out of everyone and they get out of your way! People have to realize no matter how fast they are going slower traffic should always stay to the right. The Left Lane is Mine!
you might drive an EVO if : when you state the left lane is yours, and your passengers question that statement. until you spool the turbo and then they ask why is every one driving so slow in YOUR lane lol
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Old May 26, 2012 | 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by cursedsm
I can't tell you how many sleepless nites I've had doing that. What makes it harder is when your laid off so you have nothing to do all day but plan your build then you go to bed and can't sleep
I'm in the same boat as u. I'm a sad panda.
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Old May 26, 2012 | 08:59 PM
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You know you're an Evo owner when just the "Lancer" badge is taken off your car..
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Old May 26, 2012 | 11:23 PM
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You know you drive an evo when you are bored sitting in traffic and notice the person behind you taking a cellphone pic of the rear end of your car.

happens quite often here
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Old May 27, 2012 | 07:17 AM
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Originally Posted by tehSteve
You know you drive an evo when you are bored sitting in traffic and notice the person behind you taking a cellphone pic of the rear end of your car.

happens quite often here
That's happened to me a few times lol
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