You know you drive an Evo when you name your cat Rally.

 

You know you drive an Evo when you BREAK at the end of an entrance ramp to merge into traffic

 

lol its initiation

 

Wife's a keeper man!

 

You know you drive an evo when you drive your work truck all day and pretend there's a clutch.

 

lol mine does the same thing with almost any car she deems "rice" (slow slammed hondas with loud pipes) lol thats awesome

 

You know you drive an Evo when........

Your girlfriend called it the other woman..........

She hate's it cuz i parked far away. Even though there's an empty spot in front of the store...

It's a struggle to put it on reverse......

Gas mileage suck's *** (I put gas every two days)..............

 

You know you drive an Evo when a 911 turbo owner says he hears those things are fast at a light

 

You know you drive an evo when your friend asks you "how come you never use your horn?"and you show him why and he laughs his *** off.

 

I drive a Ralliart, but anyways,
-When you tell people it's a lancer because you know they have no clue what a Ralliart, or Evo is for that matter
-The kids at school think your car is a Lamborghini(True story)
-The kids at school say you spent $200k on a body kit for your car-_-

 

You know you drive an EVO when I give up to roll into a C63 from 335I

 

you know you drive an evo when you're 21 and Asian...

 

When your constantly going to the red box cause its the only time you get to drive your own car!

 

i don't get it. i have seen those cars in my rear view mirror in my corolla too.

 

And if it doesn't break, you'll definitely need to brake.