You know you drive an EVO when...
Newbie
Joined: Jun 2011
Posts: 94
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From: Oregon
You know you have a evo when you think something is wrong with your car because its down on power a ton and getting horrible milage but you can still blow all 4 tires off from 1st to 3rd when its damp out...PS its not a boost leak...haha
Evolving Member
Joined: Sep 2008
Posts: 389
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From: Maryland
You know you drive an Evo...
- When everyone and their mother tries to race you, including pickup trucks...
- When 85% of the people dont know what it is
- When you need more whp/wtq all the time
- When you park ALLLLLL the way in the back next to a curb or a place where no one can park at least on 1 side
- When you troll/browse evo forums all the time
- When you get a thumbs up or waved at by other evos/stis and sports bikes
- When you randomly talk about evos or other cars for an hour at starbucks (or other coffee shops) with a person you have never seen your entire life
- When you can barely fit your groceries from sams
- When your own manufacturer tries to do everything they can do void your warranty.
- When you brag how awesome the paint quality is (sarcastic....)
- When even if you put on the quietest exhaust system you go to hobby lobby to pick up presto felt to stop the rattling.
- When everyone and their mother tries to race you, including pickup trucks...
- When 85% of the people dont know what it is
- When you need more whp/wtq all the time
- When you park ALLLLLL the way in the back next to a curb or a place where no one can park at least on 1 side
- When you troll/browse evo forums all the time
- When you get a thumbs up or waved at by other evos/stis and sports bikes
- When you randomly talk about evos or other cars for an hour at starbucks (or other coffee shops) with a person you have never seen your entire life
- When you can barely fit your groceries from sams
- When your own manufacturer tries to do everything they can do void your warranty.
- When you brag how awesome the paint quality is (sarcastic....)
- When even if you put on the quietest exhaust system you go to hobby lobby to pick up presto felt to stop the rattling.
you know you drive an evo when you and your friends who also drive evos are washing their cars and a bunch of hicks drive down in their old 1960's-70's dodge are yelling "if you want power, start with power, buy american!!! YEEEHAWWWW!!!!"
I think that's just called living around idiots
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Joined: Aug 2010
Posts: 16
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From: New jersey
