when people get out of their car and worship the Evo....and yes the streets will be filled with the blood of the non-believers!

 

When you get high-beams flashed at you by almost every other car and you have just low beams on....

 

When you spend more money on your evo every month then you do on rent!

 

When people who drive by a Wal Mart parking lot and see two Evo X's parked together and then whip out their cameras, take pictures and say, "Oh my God, two Evos. I can't believe it".

 

All u thinking is where is the next gas station is.

 

or do a 12 sec. pass in the quarter mile with car seats and stroller in the trunk and pick up your kids later

 

When this kid in an old beatup integra gsr kills his self trying to get through traffic to get next to you then says that thing is nasty my cousin has two of them I thought about getting rid of this and getting one is it turboed ??

 

When you take someone else's car when you DD. Can't have drunk people bouncing around on those coilovers....

 

When you keep thinking your phone is ringing on vibrate but really it's just your whole car shaking.

 

When the guy next to you in this 350z is jealous.

 

I would say that over the course of the year I spend more money on my EVO than I do for mortgage.

I know I drive an EVO when I can go to the track with my three kids and without making any changes whatsoever, run low-11s with street tires.

When I go back to Texas, I know I drive an EVO when some of my old relatives say, "What is that fin looking thing on that car?" Gotta love those country bumpkins...!

 

Get thumbs up from multiple cars and beep your car to them... then short after realize wow, what a pathetic way to say thank you....

 

I check my phone on a regular basis, especially since i just put in my new exhaust haha


This needs to go in Funny/Stupid things people say about your Evo thread.
priceless!!

 

I do that same exact thing.

 

^^ no need for the "crap" face, it's cool with me.

Another one though with my new exhaust is this one i get a lot..

You know you drive an Evo when people ask you, "Whoaa, you got a v8 in that monster?"

Response:"Uh...... Nope." Walk away.