You know you drive EVO when you start to smile when she's at a 1/4 tank and that neighbor across the street with the Viper wants another go at it!!!!!

 

lol, i went through about 4 tanks of gas my first 2 days with it

 

You know you drive EVO when you *accidentally* out accelerate the goofball trying to using the right turn lane to get past traffic.

 

You know you drive an Evo when some random kid gives you the light em up signal and you just stare awkwardly at him

 

When every idiot and his brother wants to race you, cut in front of you so they can say they beat an EVO...

 

When you perform a quick detail before driving, just in case...

 

ahahha so true man

ill smoke all day in my GTO but i try not to in the Evo

 

when youre proud of yourself for getting 200 babied boostless miles out of a tank of gas -__-

 

You know you drive an evo when:
-you fix a problem and a day later you have to fix another
-when you say you will not take a fast turn and a second later you take one at 60mph
-when you look through your window just to tell yourself what a bad *** car you have

 

I know I drive an Evo when:
- dumb kid in a loud EG hatch coming towards me from the opposite direction swerves at me while giving me the mean mug of a white kid pretending to be black
- redneck kid in Ford Ranger with a ****ty loud exhaust stops in the middle of a busy intersection just to rev at me and do a burnout
- local kids assume you're a spoiled kid who somehow got an Evo (still don't understand how kids mistake me for being under 20 still)

Sounds like you need to take better care of your car or find someone who knows how.

 

^^ good one lol

 

You know your a Evo owner when:
It's hard for you to move on to another car and if you do your next car will be a gtr, Porsche, Lambo or dodge caravan lol

 

You know you drive an Evo when:

No one knows what the hell your're driving.

 

Sad but true

 

.....when u smell popcorn and think about an E85 conversion