You know you drive an EVO when...
I know I drive an Evo when:
- dumb kid in a loud EG hatch coming towards me from the opposite direction swerves at me while giving me the mean mug of a white kid pretending to be black
- redneck kid in Ford Ranger with a ****ty loud exhaust stops in the middle of a busy intersection just to rev at me and do a burnout
- local kids assume you're a spoiled kid who somehow got an Evo (still don't understand how kids mistake me for being under 20 still)
Sounds like you need to take better care of your car or find someone who knows how.
- dumb kid in a loud EG hatch coming towards me from the opposite direction swerves at me while giving me the mean mug of a white kid pretending to be black
- redneck kid in Ford Ranger with a ****ty loud exhaust stops in the middle of a busy intersection just to rev at me and do a burnout
- local kids assume you're a spoiled kid who somehow got an Evo (still don't understand how kids mistake me for being under 20 still)
Sounds like you need to take better care of your car or find someone who knows how.
Haha if you only knew how ****ing good I take care of it, but you don't know me so don't judge
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Joined: May 2004
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From: Charleston, sc
You know your a Evo owner when:
you get pulled over the first day you get it... bc of a headlight out.
you are already planning on pulling the tranny and sending it off to shep to rebuild.
you have an old guy in a porsche try to race you and you blow his doors off.
you get pulled over the first day you get it... bc of a headlight out.
you are already planning on pulling the tranny and sending it off to shep to rebuild.
you have an old guy in a porsche try to race you and you blow his doors off.
you know you have an evo when...
1) Your neighbor tells you that she doesn't set her alarm anymore and that the sound of my evo is her new alarm every morning.
2) You start your evo and come back outside to leave and there is a police officer writing you a ticket for loud exhaust.
1) Your neighbor tells you that she doesn't set her alarm anymore and that the sound of my evo is her new alarm every morning.
2) You start your evo and come back outside to leave and there is a police officer writing you a ticket for loud exhaust.
You know you drive an evo, when the dealer sends you a extended warranty notice in the mail saying you can still purchase one.....you crack up because you already voided it before the first payment was made!
Newbie
Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 2
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From: Hampton, VA
Evolving Member
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 194
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From: Santa Cruz, California
[QUOTE=jnebs;9759602]you know you have an evo when...
1) Your neighbor tells you that she doesn't set her alarm anymore and that the sound of my evo is her new alarm every morning.
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My earlier post on this thread, almost verbatim
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1) Your neighbor tells you that she doesn't set her alarm anymore and that the sound of my evo is her new alarm every morning.
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My earlier post on this thread, almost verbatim
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