You know you drive an EVO when...
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From: Belleville, NJ
You know you drive an evo when you'd rather leave the bike home to take out the evo.
...when you're late for class because people tell you how amazing your car looks (it's stock).
...when your girlfriend tells you she feels safe going 60+ around turns.
...when all your friends fight for the front seat because race car.
...when you go to the gas station and don't let the attendant touch your car because they never put the cap on the holder they just let it drop and hit the car. (made me cringe when I had my lancer)
...when you're late for class because people tell you how amazing your car looks (it's stock).
...when your girlfriend tells you she feels safe going 60+ around turns.
...when all your friends fight for the front seat because race car.
...when you go to the gas station and don't let the attendant touch your car because they never put the cap on the holder they just let it drop and hit the car. (made me cringe when I had my lancer)
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From: Irvine, Ca
Here is my attempt
You know you drive an Evo when you are 42 years old and every kid at the drive through window likes your car and you aren't sure if you should take it as a complement or that you are too old for the car.
You know you drive an Evo when you are 42 and the first response you get after friends, co workers and family see the car is "you know you are going on 43 right?"
You know you drive an Evo when you don't give a ^$%^%&^%&#@ what people think.
As a side rant: It's so odd we are "expected" to be a certain way, drive a certain car, dress a certain way and listen to certain music by the age we are. Where is the rule book that because I am 42 I can't drive an Evo and listen to my homies 50, Eminem, Three 6 Mafia and Jay Z? LOL But it's true. People are shocked when they find out I listen to that. Maybe my age maybe I just don't look the part. I owned the BMW's and the Rovers. I love them. But they aren’t the blast to drive like the EVO. But I realized long ago I was a little odd and to take it as a complement when you tell somebody about you and they are a little shocked or didn't see you that way. I take it as I am not the sheep following the heard.
You know you drive an Evo when you are 42 years old and every kid at the drive through window likes your car and you aren't sure if you should take it as a complement or that you are too old for the car.
You know you drive an Evo when you are 42 and the first response you get after friends, co workers and family see the car is "you know you are going on 43 right?"
You know you drive an Evo when you don't give a ^$%^%&^%&#@ what people think.
As a side rant: It's so odd we are "expected" to be a certain way, drive a certain car, dress a certain way and listen to certain music by the age we are. Where is the rule book that because I am 42 I can't drive an Evo and listen to my homies 50, Eminem, Three 6 Mafia and Jay Z? LOL But it's true. People are shocked when they find out I listen to that. Maybe my age maybe I just don't look the part. I owned the BMW's and the Rovers. I love them. But they aren’t the blast to drive like the EVO. But I realized long ago I was a little odd and to take it as a complement when you tell somebody about you and they are a little shocked or didn't see you that way. I take it as I am not the sheep following the heard.
Last edited by Uscbryan; Oct 3, 2012 at 03:54 PM.
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From: Washington State
Here is my attempt
You know you drive an Evo when you are 42 years old and every kid at the drive through window likes your car and you aren't sure if you should take it as a complement or that you are too old for the car.
You know you drive an Evo when you are 42 and the first response you get after friends, co workers and family see the car is "you know you are going on 43 right?"
You know you drive an Evo when you don't give a ^$%^%&^%&#@ what people think.
As a side rant: It's so odd we are "expected" to be a certain way, drive a certain car, dress a certain way and listen to certain music by the age we are. Where is the rule book that because I am 42 I can't drive an Evo and listen to my homies 50, Eminem, Three 6 Mafia and Jay Z? LOL But it's true. People are shocked when they find out I listen to that. Maybe my age maybe I just don't look the part. I owned the BMW's and the Rovers. I love them. But they aren’t the blast to drive like the EVO. But I realized long ago I was a little odd and to take it as a complement when you tell somebody about you and they are a little shocked or didn't see you that way. I take it as I am not the sheep following the heard.
You know you drive an Evo when you are 42 years old and every kid at the drive through window likes your car and you aren't sure if you should take it as a complement or that you are too old for the car.
You know you drive an Evo when you are 42 and the first response you get after friends, co workers and family see the car is "you know you are going on 43 right?"
You know you drive an Evo when you don't give a ^$%^%&^%&#@ what people think.
As a side rant: It's so odd we are "expected" to be a certain way, drive a certain car, dress a certain way and listen to certain music by the age we are. Where is the rule book that because I am 42 I can't drive an Evo and listen to my homies 50, Eminem, Three 6 Mafia and Jay Z? LOL But it's true. People are shocked when they find out I listen to that. Maybe my age maybe I just don't look the part. I owned the BMW's and the Rovers. I love them. But they aren’t the blast to drive like the EVO. But I realized long ago I was a little odd and to take it as a complement when you tell somebody about you and they are a little shocked or didn't see you that way. I take it as I am not the sheep following the heard.
You know you will drive an Evo, when after driving your friends you sit on this forum and look for the Evo you want even more than you did before. I will forever hate that friend now... WW IX's are impossible to find..
