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Old Oct 30, 2012 | 09:09 AM
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You know you drive an Evo when your drink is flat after 30 minutes of driving.

Or is that just me? It happens every day,.
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Old Oct 30, 2012 | 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Rawger
-When you look down on sti,srt-4, and your retarded nieghbor that swears his little civic can beat you

-when you hate you cant drive the way you normaly do cuz your mom,grandma,gf,etc is in your car lol

-when your welling not pay a bill just to buy some parts

-when everyone around is tiered of hearing about your car cuz you talk about it all the time

-i might be alone on this one but, when you love your evo so much you clean your exhaust when you wash the car so everything looks perfect

-when your dad tells you to get a muscle car then a import but once he goes for a drive he takes it back.lol true story
Dude I break out the polish for my exhaust trust we arent the only ones
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Old Oct 30, 2012 | 01:49 PM
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you know you drive an EVO when youve lost your license more than once from tickets on some backwoods canyon roads.
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Old Oct 30, 2012 | 02:10 PM
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Hey my back up car is an SRT4 it's my wife's. And as for licenses go I got popped for 172 in a 70 with a $1700 fine revoked license. Thank god the judge was a Vietnam vet cause I just returned from Iraq. 2 weeks later I shipped my car to Germany where I'm stationed!
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Old Oct 30, 2012 | 07:57 PM
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you know you drive an EVO when your in the garage working on it everyday even when you cant drive and are unemployed.
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Old Nov 6, 2012 | 10:38 PM
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You know you own an evo when your iphone auto correct tries to replace words with; aem, byte, afr, tranny, evoscan, ecbs, iat, sd, t-case, act, exedy, wga, ecuflash, mut, idc, and just about any other acronyms or non-Webster defined words we use.
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Old Nov 7, 2012 | 06:19 AM
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When Audi owners oogle at you as you drive by them and lotus drivers constantly want to get in a "handling contest" through traffic against you.
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Old Nov 7, 2012 | 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by SleepySamurai13
you know you drive an EVO when your in the garage working on it everyday even when you cant drive and are unemployed.
That sounds more like priorities are out of order...
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Old Nov 7, 2012 | 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Anonymouse
That sounds more like priorities are out of order...
actin like you know whether or not i spend a good portion of my day fillin out applications and sending out resumes and doing interviews. i hate the job search process working on the EVO is my unwinder at the end of my day.

to you sir... SMH

Last edited by SleepySamurai13; Nov 7, 2012 at 08:33 PM. Reason: i wanted to be smarta** !
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Old Nov 7, 2012 | 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Macaroni
You know you own an evo when your iphone auto correct tries to replace words with; aem, byte, afr, tranny, evoscan, ecbs, iat, sd, t-case, act, exedy, wga, ecuflash, mut, idc, and just about any other acronyms or non-Webster defined words we use.
this happens to me every day lol
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Old Nov 16, 2012 | 08:19 AM
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You know you drive an Evo when you're looking forward to the snow.
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Old Nov 17, 2012 | 11:31 AM
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when pothole dodging becomes an art...
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Old Nov 19, 2012 | 12:42 PM
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You know you drive an evo when you take the right handed 270 degree onramp at 50 rather than the recommended 25 and watch everyone else in the car Sh*t their pants. (Utah drivers know what im talking about, i215 belt route exit to southbound i15 in sandy!)
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Old Nov 19, 2012 | 12:49 PM
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When your dad emails and texts you to confirm that you are bringing "the evo" to Thanksgiving.
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Old Nov 20, 2012 | 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted by stowasaurus
You know you drive an evo when you take the right handed 270 degree onramp at 50 rather than the recommended 25 and watch everyone else in the car Sh*t their pants. (Utah drivers know what im talking about, i215 belt route exit to southbound i15 in sandy!)
That onramp is my best friend! corners are fun..... That's just a blast!
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