You know you drive an EVO when...
-When you look down on sti,srt-4, and your retarded nieghbor that swears his little civic can beat you
-when you hate you cant drive the way you normaly do cuz your mom,grandma,gf,etc is in your car lol
-when your welling not pay a bill just to buy some parts
-when everyone around is tiered of hearing about your car cuz you talk about it all the time
-i might be alone on this one but, when you love your evo so much you clean your exhaust when you wash the car so everything looks perfect
-when your dad tells you to get a muscle car then a import but once he goes for a drive he takes it back.lol true story
-when you hate you cant drive the way you normaly do cuz your mom,grandma,gf,etc is in your car lol
-when your welling not pay a bill just to buy some parts
-when everyone around is tiered of hearing about your car cuz you talk about it all the time
-i might be alone on this one but, when you love your evo so much you clean your exhaust when you wash the car so everything looks perfect
-when your dad tells you to get a muscle car then a import but once he goes for a drive he takes it back.lol true story
trust we arent the only ones
Hey my back up car is an SRT4 it's my wife's. And as for licenses go I got popped for 172 in a 70 with a $1700 fine revoked license. Thank god the judge was a Vietnam vet cause I just returned from Iraq. 2 weeks later I shipped my car to Germany where I'm stationed!
You know you own an evo when your iphone auto correct tries to replace words with; aem, byte, afr, tranny, evoscan, ecbs, iat, sd, t-case, act, exedy, wga, ecuflash, mut, idc, and just about any other acronyms or non-Webster defined words we use.
actin like you know whether or not i spend a good portion of my day fillin out applications and sending out resumes and doing interviews. i hate the job search process
working on the EVO is my unwinder at the end of my day.
to you sir... SMH
working on the EVO is my unwinder at the end of my day.Last edited by SleepySamurai13; Nov 7, 2012 at 08:33 PM. Reason: i wanted to be smarta** !
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From: Detroit metro area Michigan/Washington DC metro area
this happens to me every day lol
You know you drive an evo when you take the right handed 270 degree onramp at 50 rather than the recommended 25 and watch everyone else in the car Sh*t their pants. (Utah drivers know what im talking about, i215 belt route exit to southbound i15 in sandy!)
corners are fun..... That's just a blast!



