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Sep 4, 2012 | 05:58 AM

#1111

Raptord

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Originally Posted by dtfrost5

The EVO x manual says "to engage hyperdrive to go into hyperspace push accelerator pedal to the floor" and the using the word "suckers" in the car with voice recognition active will cause the engine to stall. Pages 69 and 256 respectively.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Sep 4, 2012 | 12:00 PM

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Onizuka

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Originally Posted by jasonlaoo

You know you drive an evo when you angle the **** out of your car going .05 miles over a speed bump

um no gtfo... some of us have functional ride heights

Sep 4, 2012 | 12:16 PM

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RallySport9

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Originally Posted by Onizuka

um no gtfo... some of us have functional ride heights

i think he means you know you are supposed to own a honda when...

Sep 5, 2012 | 01:38 PM

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fingjosh

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You know you drive an evo when you wonder how far you can mod your evo without tuning. hahaha

Sep 6, 2012 | 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by fingjosh

You know you drive an evo when you wonder how far you can mod your evo without tuning. hahaha

No, bad, no.

Sep 6, 2012 | 06:43 PM

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hermin0000

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You have three points on your license, zero money in your bank account but still smile and think "worth it"

Sep 6, 2012 | 06:50 PM

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When the chick in the passenger seat of the sti says nice car and then licks her lips lol

Sep 6, 2012 | 07:14 PM

#1118

Clessy

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Originally Posted by hermin0000

You have three points on your license, zero money in your bank account but still smile and think "worth it"

3 points psh. I've got 11 out of 12. Granted i've not gotten a ticket in 3 years so its probably way lower and nothing now. Damn you GST. First turbo car so many tickets lol

Sep 6, 2012 | 10:59 PM

#1119

cdmassee

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From: Salem, Oregon

When items not secured turn into cruise missiles.

Example: groceries, cell phone, Etc.

Sep 7, 2012 | 01:43 AM

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dee242

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you know you own an evo when your cars are so functional that you can hop curves and not give any fcks

Sep 7, 2012 | 02:00 AM

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Kenneth Ubante

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From: Aiea, HI.

you know you drive an EVO when...
you call it an "EVO" and not a lancer

Sep 8, 2012 | 09:45 AM

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ChicagoEvo9

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bump

Sep 8, 2012 | 12:00 PM

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doubleSUSTANON

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80 mph is ur freeway cruising speed.

Sep 8, 2012 | 02:22 PM

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You know you drive a Evo when, you lower your cruising speed to 70 so you can stay closer to 3k rpms.

Sep 12, 2012 | 01:56 PM

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You know you drive a Evo when, someones asks you if its fast, and you just kinda chuckle. If they only knew...