Hello there Evolution members, my name is John and I am 18. I am currently in search for an Evo VIII, hopefully I find it in blue since blue is my favorite color. I have always wanted an Evo ever since I was 14 and I believe it's time to make that dream into reality and so I have started saving up this year since i'm planning to buy it next year around this time of the year for when I go to college. I hope to meet many cool people in this forum while in my pursuit of happiness. Once i get a hold of an Evo VIII I'll open a new thread introducing my wife to all of you.

 

Sounds good. You can learn a lot from this place as long as you search and read.

 

Thanks! So far I've learn in what to look and how to look when searching for an Evo VIII and I now have a sense in how to slightly mod them. This is really interesting especially when talking about something that you want.

 

Evo's aren't the marrying type, they are always the mistress.

 

Which ones are the marrying type so I can keep out in the future even though a low key mistress wouldn't be so bad .

 

Well, if you really gotta marry a woman, make sure she knows all about your mistress. Evo's don't make good low key mistresses. They are beautiful, demanding, drama queens. She will demand you take her to meets and show her off, Evo's love the attention.

Wash me, change my oil, etc. While the wife is dreaming about you taking her shopping you will be spending like mad on the Evo, new BOV, new FMIC, bigger turbo, etc.

If you don't show her enough love she will start making strange noises, she will drive you mad and have you posting on EvoM about this strange new noise she's started making. If you still don't give her enough attention she will shut down on you for no apparent reason. Then after hours of "quality time" you will find a loose hose has popped off or some sill thing.

Eventually she will demand new shoes, and I'm not talking about those strapless heels for $100. She will demand $3,000+ for new wheels and tire...if you are lucky.

Just make sure the woman is cool with it all.

Oh, and welcome to the site. Good luck with the hunt.

 

Awww mannn this was the most entertaining and hilarious post I have ever read this year! if I could give a Post of The Year award I would lmaoo. thank for the welcoming to the site and on my hunt, I appreciate it.