Can I get a GirlFriend if I Buy EVO X?
Mar 11, 2015, 05:16 AM
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If you want to attract gold-diggers, get an old Silver Spur.
Yes, it's a POS, but it's a Rolls. You'll look rich on cheap money.
(Not counting all the repairs you'll need to make it run for a few miles.
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Don't go by the Fat and Furryarse films. Hollyweird doesn't want reality.
(When they filmed "A Chorus Line", they filmed on location in the Hellenger theater. So they put up a sign saying "Majestic Theater". They hate being real.
)
Even SEMA doesn't have the bimbo brigade they show in the F/F flicks.
That's just the producers trying to get cheap dates.
Many moon ago, when both my Alfa and I were much younger and prettier,
I found that the women you can get just with a car, are women you don't want.
You want a woman to be attracted to you, not your car.
Otherwise, while you're in the bedroom, she'll be in the garage.
... or out wrapping your pricy car around a tree.
(When I bought the Alfa, in '79, my mechanic warned me to never loan it to my GF -- they're NOT user friendly.)
But, even now, the Alfa gets more female attention than the 328 or any of the ricers.
About the only attention my 328 ever got from females is when one asked if it was a "real" Ferrari, "because the doors don't go up".
I had to explain that even Lambos don't use Lambo doors, anymore.
I did have one girl ask if it was the new Trans-Am.
Another thought it was a Jag.
If you want to attract women in general, get a cute little dog.
(Of course, if you have an annoying high-maintenance animal that yaps all night, it's almost like having a GF.)
Yes, it's a POS, but it's a Rolls. You'll look rich on cheap money.
(Not counting all the repairs you'll need to make it run for a few miles.
)Don't go by the Fat and Furryarse films. Hollyweird doesn't want reality.
(When they filmed "A Chorus Line", they filmed on location in the Hellenger theater. So they put up a sign saying "Majestic Theater". They hate being real.
)Even SEMA doesn't have the bimbo brigade they show in the F/F flicks.
That's just the producers trying to get cheap dates.
Many moon ago, when both my Alfa and I were much younger and prettier
, I found that the women you can get just with a car, are women you don't want.
You want a woman to be attracted to you, not your car.
Otherwise, while you're in the bedroom, she'll be in the garage.
... or out wrapping your pricy car around a tree.
(When I bought the Alfa, in '79, my mechanic warned me to never loan it to my GF -- they're NOT user friendly.)
But, even now, the Alfa gets more female attention than the 328 or any of the ricers.
About the only attention my 328 ever got from females is when one asked if it was a "real" Ferrari, "because the doors don't go up".
I had to explain that even Lambos don't use Lambo doors, anymore.
I did have one girl ask if it was the new Trans-Am.
Another thought it was a Jag.
If you want to attract women in general, get a cute little dog.
(Of course, if you have an annoying high-maintenance animal that yaps all night, it's almost like having a GF.
)
Mar 12, 2015, 12:23 PM
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ms32evoixmr Bro,
If that is your only reason for getting an Evo, you have a serious issue. Either that or you're being a troll.
If that is your only reason for getting an Evo, you have a serious issue. Either that or you're being a troll.
Mar 12, 2015, 12:27 PM
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OP never replied. Not sure if troll, or just stupid.
Mar 19, 2015, 01:39 PM
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Car will get you no girls. If you can't pull women on your own a car isn't going to help you any.
My room mate bought a Cayman thinking a Porsche was going to get him girls. He failed at life.
My room mate bought a Cayman thinking a Porsche was going to get him girls. He failed at life.