Ok get some anchovy paste and smear it under the seats of his car. Let it marinate for a couple of hot summer days. Or some minnows under the seat will work also. Blue cheese crumbles would make the car smell pretty ripe to.

 

im glad you clarified that brake fluid thing, that indeed would be to nasty and cost a pretty penny to repair. Someone accidentally spilled brake fluid on my friends truck and as if dodge already didnt have bad enough paint. Well bu bye paint hello primer ... still havnt figured out why primer doesnt get eaten also ah well No damamge , to others vehicles lol

 

the best is wiring a second window pump motor into the trunk and have it spray brake fluid at the cars behind you. +)

 

hide a carton or 2 of milk in the trunk or somewhere, that **** will get rotten fast and make the car smell like **** for a long *** time.

 

Halve watermelons and stick them under the wheels.

 

pour the milk in the trunk, it will make the carpet rot and smell for years! (even if professionally cleaned) h0h0h0

 

Freeze some shaving cream. Peel the can off the shaving cream and then toss it in his glove compartment or something. After an hour or so, it'll start to expand he'll have a ****load of shaving cream to clean up.

 

all the above pranks are quality...or you could fill the car w/crickets, leav it on cinder blocks w/no hood and no trunk, wire the wipers to the brakes and then smear the white shoe polish on the wiper blades, or steal his brake and/or gas pedal

 

well thanks for all the good ideas. I would have loved to do some of those, like stripping the body down, but unfortunatly i was on my own on this one because it was my freind who did it to me. and no one who wasnt involved wanted to get involvewd, so insted last night i just took all of his bulb including interior lights. he called me the next day and asked me if i had his bulbs and then i called him a Fat **** and hung up