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Old Jun 20, 2003 | 04:39 PM
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Angry A ***** Fished my new Car

So Just last thursday i picked up my Brend new Oz Rally. and My European freind think it would be really funny to first hang Cans under my rear axle to make it sound as tho i am dragging something and then the next day tape a 2 foot long Fish under my rear Bumber. now i did find it the next day. but that was the grossest thing ever and i am so pissed off right now, I already dismantled his mountain bike down to the last screw. but i want to do something to his car . but withotu damaging it. so i am asking you guys fior ideas.
i am considering taking of all his whells tonight.
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Old Jun 20, 2003 | 04:41 PM
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why not just take all his body panels off? im sure it'd surprise him when he has no bumpers/doors/trunk/hood. it'll be fun puttin it back together too.
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Old Jun 20, 2003 | 04:44 PM
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Saran Wrap his car shut.........

Go up and under the car, to make sure the doors are shut......nice little trick! And if his windows are open, get news paper and crumble it and throw it in there, to fill his car up
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Old Jun 20, 2003 | 04:45 PM
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how much seran wrap would that take?
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Old Jun 20, 2003 | 04:46 PM
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haha

isnt that some ****, hey if you can just get in his engine compartment and pull his ignition fuse, that out to keep him busy for a while
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Old Jun 20, 2003 | 04:46 PM
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Re: A ***** Fished my new Car

Originally posted by el sobranty
but i want to do something to his car . but withotu damaging it. so i am asking you guys fior ideas.
i am considering taking of all his whells tonight.
Pop the hood
Unplug the MAS but just enough so it doesn't look like it's unhooked
Then laugh at him when he starts wondering why the engine is running like sh*t
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Old Jun 20, 2003 | 04:49 PM
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Originally posted by el sobranty
how much seran wrap would that take?
All depends on how much you want him to suffer......if you want to do all the doors, quite a bit........but if you just want to do the front, one or two boxes might do
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Old Jun 20, 2003 | 04:50 PM
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you can also do the white shoe polish thing all over his windows n crap (make sure its the stuff that stays on thru a few washes) and write stuff like, "i like men, i like it in the ***, blah blah blah" stuff you know that would really embarasse him...on top of the seram wrap, throw a bunch of condoms with ranch dressing inside on the car too, and tie a few of those to the antenna, exhaust, door handles, mirrors...anything.... Have fun yo
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Old Jun 20, 2003 | 04:50 PM
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Mann look at these people, a group of crime bandits.

Can I ask what kind of car does he have?
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Old Jun 20, 2003 | 04:52 PM
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he has an escort and an old accord
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Old Jun 20, 2003 | 04:52 PM
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Originally posted by Chameleon
you can also do the white shoe polish thing all over his windows n crap (make sure its the stuff that stays on thru a few washes) and write stuff like, "i like men, i like it in the ***, blah blah blah" stuff you know that would really embarasse him...on top of the seram wrap, throw a bunch of condoms with ranch dressing inside on the car too, and tie a few of those to the antenna, exhaust, door handles, mirrors...anything.... Have fun yo
DAMN! I wish I had thought of that !!?!?!?!?!?

Smiley whoring!
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Old Jun 20, 2003 | 04:53 PM
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Originally posted by Chameleon
a bunch of condoms with ranch dressing inside on the car too, and tie a few of those to the antenna, exhaust, door handles, mirrors...anything.... Have fun yo





I bet the magnums would fit nicely over the Mirrors
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Old Jun 20, 2003 | 04:55 PM
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so i got to go to the store now and get 10 boxes of seram wrap White shoe polish ranch dressing and newspaper and some condoms. the store clerk will think i am having quite the Friday night
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Old Jun 20, 2003 | 04:57 PM
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Dude, I want to go with you!
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Old Jun 20, 2003 | 05:10 PM
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big time orge in the making
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