Now me and the mad scientist have to rip apart the engine to replace the piston rings you fried!!

 

Save it for the track and thanks for making my insurance remain high

 

Atleast the cars from fast and furious were fast lol, this guy just dosent have a clue

 

I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bull****. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.

I said a ten-*second* car, not a ten-*minute* car.
You could push this across the finish line, or tow it.
You couldn't even tow that across the finish line.
No Faith.
I have faith in you, but this isn't a junkyard. This is a garage

 

I call for action:

 

It's pretty sad that he thinks he's cool... Immaturity at its best - hopefully he doesn't continue street racing and hurt himself or someone else...

But, if you want to see how fast or faster your car is, just take it to the track...

 

Did your "Danger to manifold" warning come on also?

In before the lock...

Fail...

 

One of the funniest things I've ever read seriously. Thanks.

 

LMFAO, you were right, the Evo was out of wind at that blistering 75mph.



You and the Evo owner are both turds. The Evo owner may be a bigger one for racing you to begin with.

 

i really couldnt even understand what u wrote. So if i read hard enough i get the idea his car beat u twice, then broke so u win???? Hmmmm...

 

since this thread isn't closed yet I'll say what I think, OP is lying, read his other posts and you'll all agree with me, he only DREAMS of racing or beating an Evo. And he must be 16, tops.

 

still open

 

I love this thread.

 

Good lord Well if we see another "There's something wrong with my Evo" thread we'll know why...

 

Funny thing is OP still isn't as bad as some of the guys on YouTube. Ya know, the guys leaving all the retarded comments on people's videos.