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Old Nov 19, 2007 | 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by 3000ways
My last post in this thread. What do you want me to say? Honestly I just speak the truth and for some reason it angers people. I mean I am all about to post great job and stuff, and then I read "just a tune and fuel?" and I am like here we go again, I mean how can the OP say this, when he posts a link where the modifications are clearly spelled out. That is what I am talking about when it comes to exaggerations. There is no need to exaggerate, the accomplishments of the 335i are already impressive, just leave it at that. Then we have people say, well the STIs can hit 11s on the stock turbo now. Huh??? You would think that when people post such sayings, they would have the decency to the back up such statements by researching to make sure it was true. The truth is, as far as I know one STI hit 11s on the stock turbo (a 06 STI hit 11.7@113mph) and it was modded to death and not on pump gas. I mean come on guys, if a STI or BMW runs a good time, great job, move on. It is like fans and owners of these cars need the approval of EVO owners for some reason. I mean I don't know if I find this annoying or flattering, I guess the EVO is like the Mustang of the import car world, meaning that the EVO is some how the measuring stick.
I don't see where the guy is trying to get "the approval of EVO owners" It's looks like it was an Evo owner who posted this thread so to me it's just a thread pointing out a good time by another car.

Maybe I am reading into your post wrong but it seems like you're hardcore hating on this car. Why would you not think it would get into the 11's? The thing did a 2.0 60" so dropping that should get it into the 11's. That's just commen sense.



BTW: Vegasboy ran a 13.6 bone stock on pump gas here in Vegas in his 335i. The fastest stock evo I've seen here is 13.6. Our track is at 2200 ft. Elevation.
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Old Nov 19, 2007 | 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted by housedj
apparently u have no idea what it took to get to this point w/the 335i:

1) all new cars (especially BMW) have ECU's that are getting harder to crack. my cousin is trying to built a turbo Mini & he will have to send his ecu to BMW for them to "approve" what he has done. they don't want to give up anything not to mention u can only read the ecu if the car is exactly at 13.8volts or u fry the ecu.

2) i'm sure Vishnu has many nights w/out sleep cracking the ecu for his Procede so my hat is off to him.

3) BMW is not designed for the 1/4mile so any low times are worth noting especially since that's the ONLY 335i to run a 12 in the US that i know of

4) BMW will attract more girls than ANY evo or sti allday long. 335i is also a very nice DD to have. EVOs & STIs only attract pimply face boys who look like they rubbed mayo in their hair to look like Sonic The Hedgehog.

5) IIRC, i think that motor is aluminum block (like the EVO X) so brute power is limited.

bottom line is that it is a serious accomplishment to have 12sec 335i's on the street in just the little time they have been out. + they have a higher top speed than an evo & can get there w/less effort. it is also obvious that u have never been to Germany to see real BMW's. or ur just mad because the 1 u had didn't workout.

Congrats to Vishnu Tuning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!{ thumbup}


All people that use cars to attract ladies are really screwed in the head. It's like putting bacon around your neck so the dog can play with you.

I think that BMW is a nice car. The owners tend to e[FONT='Calibri','sans-serif']xaggerate. My final toughts. If the car makes you happy and you enjoy it and most importantlly if you can afford it, more power to you. Just get readdy for when that car breaks down.[/FONT]
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Old Nov 19, 2007 | 09:22 AM
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OK your comparing your friends STI to this 335i. One thing we all know is that STI's have good low end when it comes to launching. Your friend ran a 12.2 but with what trap speed? I bet nothing close to a 117MPH trap. This 335 did a 2.0 60ft that is nothing close to a good launch.

Has your car seen 11s yet? I bet not Cosmin. You've prob spent more on your mods than this BMW did to achieve this time and trap. You've put cams in your car, IX turbo, 02 housing, full exhaust, handful of different tunes, $2,000 clutch, etc....... and I bet you would still loose to this 335i from a roll. When the only power mod this 335 has is a ECU.



What are you talking about? It did a 2.0 60ft if it gets any better trust me that trap already says it should be in the 11s.

It seems like your just hating that a car this new, this nice, and so easy to make fast, is achieving these HP accomplishments in so little time.

BTW Evo's are no way a drag car either.
When the track opens up I will easily hit 11s'. Last time I went to the track I was spinning all for tires and hitting 117.9 mph with 5 major leaks that where found later and then re-tuned. If you like BMW so much go buy one. No one is stopping you. Personally I think it's an ok car, nothing I will save my money for. What is really funny that my friend from church does have a 335i and raced my friend with the stock Volvo S80 T6 stock and they where tie. Hmm imagine the Volvo with a tune and exhaust. My point is this, All the evo needs is a slightly bigger turbo like Evo Green and then it's over. I haven't seen any BMW compared to the Lambo, but I have seen the Evo. Also why was the Evo in the top 5 greatest cars ever built, they showed it on CNN I am sure you can find it if you search. I will not give my car for 100 BMWs.

You said I spent more money then the BMW to modd the car. With all my modds and the price of the car after is paid, it's still cheaper then that ugly a$$ BMW. You must be a smart one.

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Old Nov 19, 2007 | 10:11 AM
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Lol shiv cant drag race.. 2.1 is pretty weak lol!! but imagine, if he had cut a 1.6-1.8 and was powershifting? it woudl be a LWO 12 if not high 11. They need to get a good drag racer in that car for a few good passes. Where is I.E. EVo at?
LOL! Last time I saw IE Evo there is no way the Bimmer is trapping 117mph. Maybe the Bimmer would trap 110 mph with the Donut King driving.
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Old Nov 19, 2007 | 10:13 AM
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If that 60 foot was any good that MPH would drop significantly... spin = higher MPH and slower ET's
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Old Nov 19, 2007 | 10:19 AM
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I'm dam glad I got the Evo IX.
Thats all I have to say.
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Old Nov 19, 2007 | 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by SiCKlEyWiKeD



BTW: Vegasboy ran a 13.6 bone stock on pump gas here in Vegas in his 335i. The fastest stock evo I've seen here is 13.6. Our track is at 2200 ft. Elevation.
VegasEmoBoy can drive his azz off. One of best drag drivers/dressers in Vegas behind Danimal though. But I agree the Bimmer is impressive.
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Old Nov 19, 2007 | 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by SiCKlEyWiKeD

The thing did a 2.0 60" so dropping that should get it into the 11's. That's just commen sense.

For an EVO, this is a BMW 335i. Look why do you guys keep bringing that up, I simply posted I didn't think this particular car will get in the 11s. That doesn't mean 335is in general. Seriously when I posted that, I simply meant Shiv isn't really into drag racing, I think maybe down pipes would put it in the 11s, launching the 335i isn't the easiest thing from what I've seen and read (you guys talk like the car will hit 1.6s or 1.7s like it is nothing on SAC raceway which is a good track, but not awesome). But honestly I don't really care, if the car hits 11s fine, that's great. I simply put in my opinion I think it needs a little more power to hit 11s easily and nothing is easy about hit 1.6s or 1.7s in a 335i. If so then post up all the 1.6s and 1.7s in 335i. But honestly can we drop it, ok maybe that car can hit 11s, make you feel better.

Also how have I hated on the 335i, how many times must I say, "Impressive", "Awesome", and etc. What because I think some owners and posers exaggerate. What do you want me to say or do, want me to suck your d*cks??? Sorry that's one way 3000ways don't swing. Wow you 335i owners and fans got some real issues.

Now this is my last post.
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Old Nov 19, 2007 | 12:19 PM
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Hey guys listen to Beemerfreak. Ohh man ahahah. Hey guys please sell your Evo, you guys don't deserve it. These guys are the only people I know that race their Evos from a 1st gear roll on the highway. Hahaha you guys can't drive. I kicked their butts, and also their cousin's Z06 with 470 whp or so that is what they told me. Hahaahahahahahaha You guys are a trip, but really do sell your Evos and get a BMW. PLEASE do the entire Evo world a favor and sell your Evo. Get your self a BMW and race from a roll because you don't have the guts to come to the track and race because you can't drive.

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Old Nov 19, 2007 | 12:29 PM
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I love my 335!
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Old Nov 19, 2007 | 12:59 PM
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I love the evo, and i like the 335. They are different cars. The 335 will NEVER be the track car the evo is, but if the 335 is slightly faster on the freeway on stock turbo then big deal. Lots of cars are faser than evos on freeways. As far as cruisers go, its hard to eeat the 335 for looks, power and reasonable fun factor.
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Old Nov 19, 2007 | 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Vishnu_Evo8
I love the evo, and i like the 335. They are different cars. The 335 will NEVER be the track car the evo is, but if the 335 is slightly faster on the freeway on stock turbo then big deal. Lots of cars are faser than evos on freeways. As far as cruisers go, its hard to eeat the 335 for looks, power and reasonable fun factor.

I agree with you for the most part. Now this is what I seen with my own two eyes. My friends 335i and my friends Evo where both Stock. No exhaust and no flash. 100% Stock. They both tried the cars from a roll and the Evo took him each time by a big distance. I mean BIG. I can't say how many cars but it was huge. So stock for stock the BMW never stands a chance. The looks of the BMW are ugly. I really don't like it. For almost 50K I expect more. Look at the new CTS. BMW and Mercedes have to come out with a better car now because Cadillac Killed them. The new CTS is pure sex. I can't wait for the new V. It will beat every European Trash cars.
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Old Nov 19, 2007 | 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by _ceteuro
Hey guys listen to Beemerfreak. Ohh man ahahah. Hey guys please sell your Evo, you guys don't deserve it. These guys are the only people I know that race their Evos from a 1st gear roll on the highway. Hahaha you guys can't drive. I kicked their butts, and also their cousin's Z06 with 470 whp or so that is what they told me. Hahaahahahahahaha You guys are a trip, but really do sell your Evos and get a BMW. PLEASE do the entire Evo world a favor and sell your Evo. Get your self a BMW and race from a roll because you don't have the guts to come to the track and race because you can't drive.
Hey Gypsy you want to run your mouth!

You lost to me from a 1st gear. You only passed me when I miss shifted. I kept on killing you from a 1st gear roll and you wanted to go from 2nd. Why did you want to race my cousins ZO6 from a 1st gear roll and not me. Does that make sense?
Secondly dont threaten me thu other ppl, come talk to me in person. We can all play that game. I wanted to compare our cars. You said you were going to kill my car which you didnt. You were running your mouth to my friends. I never said any thing about your car being slow. I just wanted to see where my car is at.

You never beat the ZO6, he was messing around. BTW he makes 400 RWHP not 475.

When you went to the track a while back you lied and told me 2 different times. When I called you, you said you ran a 11.9 @114. Than when I saw you in person you said you ran a 12.3 @114. It just shows that your a compulsive liar.

LOL I cant drive? I have a clutch that is known to get locked out of gear at high RPMs. Not like your Twin disc clutch that you burned after 2 months.

Dude your a raciest and I dont want anything to do with you. My friend told me about the raciest comments you made when you talked to him. BTW my friend has all the conversaitons you had with him recorded on his phone.

NO matter what a stock Evo is slower than a BMW M3 or 335 on the highway. Especially Evo VIII's. But with minor mods its a different story. Get that thru your thick head. Tune a 335 than you see how fast it gets.

I can I drive my Evo if I want to. What is it to you. I'm not a biast Evo owner like you. I love any car that is worthy.

Overall your a 40 year old that needs to get a life.
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Old Nov 19, 2007 | 04:47 PM
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LOL OWNED! This post has got alot of hate! Got DAmn
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Old Nov 19, 2007 | 04:53 PM
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Hey dumb *** I beat you and your cousin more than 5 times. Looser. As far as you calling my a Gypsy pray to God that you don't meet me. You loosers, ugly *** kids. You guys are so stupid. You loosers and you piece of trash Evo. Learn how to drive you loosers and stop going from rolls because you can't hang. I killed you guys. The race was not for 1st gear only you tools. You never miss shifted because you where behind me no more then 5 or 6 cars you loosers. You tools your names and faces are the same. Fartdim and Furdim or some crap like that. You all lost and are now upset. LOOOOOOOOSSSSEEEER..... GET A life. By the way if anyone looks at you they would give you 40 years old. All the people that hung out with you that night told me that you paid them to hang out with you. I figured, because dogs would not even look at both of your ugly faces. Hey retards, you where the ones that blew out your transmissions that night, not me. Hahahahaha Way to drive and shift you loosers. You Lost....

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