Best Thread Ever...
Best Thread Ever...
I wouldn't normally post stuff like this, but this one is just too good...
http://grassrootsmotorsports.com/boa...p?id=32923&p=1
Just a sample:
http://grassrootsmotorsports.com/boa...p?id=32923&p=1
Just a sample:
From the Book of Laps:
The Cone is my Shepherd.
I shall turn in.
It maketh me trail brake and turn.
It leadeth me unto late Apexes.
It maketh me to accelerate out smoothly.
It guideth me to drive ten-tenths.
For its time-clock's sake.
Yea though I approach the limits of adhesion
in the chicane
I fear no spin
For you are with me.
Your r-compounds and alloys, they comfort me.
Surely low lap times and competitors shall follow me
every lap of the race
And I shall dwell on the podium of
The Cone, forever.
Lap 23
The Cone is my Shepherd.
I shall turn in.
It maketh me trail brake and turn.
It leadeth me unto late Apexes.
It maketh me to accelerate out smoothly.
It guideth me to drive ten-tenths.
For its time-clock's sake.
Yea though I approach the limits of adhesion
in the chicane
I fear no spin
For you are with me.
Your r-compounds and alloys, they comfort me.
Surely low lap times and competitors shall follow me
every lap of the race
And I shall dwell on the podium of
The Cone, forever.
Lap 23
I recall a post that had a list of stuff that lets you know when your certified over the edge track nuts.
Stuff like "You find yourself hitting the apex with the shopping cart in frozen foods".
That was pretty good stuff.
Stuff like "You find yourself hitting the apex with the shopping cart in frozen foods".
That was pretty good stuff.
lmfao......
Our Cone's Prayer:
Our Cone, that art on course
Hallowed, be thy square.
Thy apex come
Thy turn be done
In parking lot as it is on road course.
Give us this day our tank of gas.
And forgive us our +1's, as we reset cones when we work the course.
Lead us not into the barrier
But deliver us from spins
For thine is the course, and the horsepower, and the lateral acceleration, for ever and ever. Start your engines.
these guys rox my sox
Our Cone's Prayer:
Our Cone, that art on course
Hallowed, be thy square.
Thy apex come
Thy turn be done
In parking lot as it is on road course.
Give us this day our tank of gas.
And forgive us our +1's, as we reset cones when we work the course.
Lead us not into the barrier
But deliver us from spins
For thine is the course, and the horsepower, and the lateral acceleration, for ever and ever. Start your engines.
these guys rox my sox
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