Hey, Val told you to kick the pathological liar to the curb. All your girl problems go away then.

Now that I think about it, I am not really good friends with any blondes. They are all of the dark hair variety. So, if you have any surplus, be sure to send them my way.

 

i guess if i thought, i couldn't make it work - i would have dropped her a long time ago. I'm really good at dumping girls. anyway... i'm not here to talk about my personal issues... aside from the occasional kitty jokes.

 

hey dex its been like a month or 2 for me man

 

The "find Greg a playgirl" meet?

There is a big difference between one month and two months.

 

dude, peep this review its hilarious.

 

that is why i said we need to have a meet at the strip club lol

 

We should just open our own strip club...

 

It wouldnt be the first time i danced on an amature night.

 

No, no. We would have girls strip. If you want girls you have female strippers. If you want old maids you have male strippers.

 

Girls, guys strip club, why would i discriminate? A poll is a poll my friend.

 

You want to touch a poll that has been "used" by another man?

 

No if we open a club i get first dibs. Unless a girl has first dibs, a hot girl.

 

But, eventually, another man would have to use your poll.

 

No man will ever use my pole.

 

oh man that review was amazing, lol thanks dex