Here's some new ricer math for y'all. It's a look at HP. Since a horse is capable of 14.9hp for a few seconds, that means my Evo is capable of 4768whp for a few seconds.

BRB: gotta go make a windshield sticker....


http://jalopnik.com/what-exactly-is-...yway-953467880

 

knock-knock.

 

Who's there?

 

Banana

 

up dog

 

Up dog who?

 

your the only person ive ever known to not respond "whats up dog?"

way to ruin it dek.

 

That's cause your car makes 350whp...



Yet your dyno sheet says 300.

 

Ruin it? You're the one who responded inappropriately to a knock knock joke. Screwing up a knock knock joke is un-American and anything un-American is usually linked to Al-Qaeda, so that makes you a towel-headed terrorist.

 

Notice I gapped you in the turns and let off in the straights so chu can catch up. Don't get **** twisted retard monkey.

 

Notice you were on BFG R1's and I was on street tires.

I'm not arguing you're faster, I'm just a regular DE guy. Ish is just a qame to meh.

 

Notice you pulled me on the straights but I caught back up in the turns.

UDM FTMFN!

 

Both chu bishes get way more seat time than meh, chu should be faster. Practice makes moar better...

 

3 years old 245/17 R1. Probably same grip as your double grip street tires.

 

all i hear is blah, blah, blah... im on old tires and I ain't pro... blah, blah!