^ whats so funny. I don't get it.

 

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one.

 

Thanks for those, er, facts igo4bmx.

 

He should seriously be a writer for WTF facts haha

 

That M&M story is great. I used to do some work at Mars . They were always cool, they would give us tons of goodies when we were leaving.

 

The Mounds factory used to be in the next town over for me. They moved and now they demolished it and are building a plaza there so sad.

 

I want some Mounds... I've been eating a KitKat and Reese's Cups all week.

 

I like mounds. A handful is usually enough for me, I try not to get greedy.

 

More than a handful is a waste.

 

<- mounds guy here.

 

The other day I was walking down the road when I saw this little kid skipping rocks out into the lake. I started thinking about those poor rocks. One moments they're sitting there in the sun, all warm and rocky, then the next they're flying through the air and then suddenly sinking into the cold, dark, depths of the lake. Before I knew what was happening an intense, burning anger overcame me. I said "hey little kid, how would you like it if I picked you up and tossed you out into the cold lake?" Tears welled up in his little kid eyes and he kind of whimpered back "I'm sorry but I wouldn't like it at all sir". And you know what? I believed him. And it turns out the little **** was right. He cried the whole time he was in the air, but as he sank I bet he was thinking "I'll tell those rocks I'm sorry when I get to the bottom".

 

Dude. I effing love Mounds. Almond Joy's can suck it.

BMX- really?! REALLY?! I'm sitting here in my office cracking up by myself like an idiot, hahaah

 

Mounds all day err day!

I like to play with them in my hands before I eat them, is that weird?

 

You like to rub Mounds in your hands before you put them in your mouth? Not weird.

 

picked up my packaged from Chu on friday. you girls rock.

i like to lick the mounds, then suck on them a little before i put the whole thing in my mouths.