The package pretty much is the most epic thing ever. Just sayin'

 

Its straight legit fo sho

 

Do you suck on it unti lthe white stuff is exposed, then throw it in your mouth?

 

^ how many licks does it take to get to the white stuff.

 

3. Duh

 

^ oh, i must be a noob then. it takes me more than 3 licks, do'h

 

3? Lies!

 

Aww yay! We're glad you love it.


Also, go on.

 

I'm liking where this is going.

 

Would it be faster if I just skip the licking and go straight to sucking.

 

You got a purdy mouf!!!

 

GIRLS - YOU GOT A PRETTY MOUFFFFFF hahahaha Where's Chesney when you need him?!

 

So... I texted this to amanda, but figured I'd tell you here...

I had an appointment with my podiatrist this morning to talk about my running... Nothing like taking my socks off, and not only realizing that I have pink toe nails, but that the last time I saw my podiatrist was in September... When I had pink toe nails..

 

OMFG hahahahahh!!!! That was such a relaxing/amazing time. Nothing like being a salon's entertainment for 2 hours. Did your podiatrist happen to ask you anything? lmao

 

i was actually waiting for him to ask... but he didn't this time lol... Last time the ladies in the office absolutely loved it and thought it was awesome.

Apparently the owner of that place absolutely loved me according to Ali...

April 27, or May 11 we're thinking about a bash at our house... Keep the schedule open..