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Old Mar 3, 2011 | 08:40 AM
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Why are Fart owners D-Bags?

Ok, so if you don't know what a Fart is, it's a SRT-Fart (AKA- Neon with a turbo)

I always see them driving like idiots around me. They're always trying to race me in traffic It's like I need a WTF sign to pop up at them.

I don't see this ever with STIs or Speed 3s.

Anyone else experiance this??
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Old Mar 3, 2011 | 08:46 AM
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From: somewhere testing various tires, brakes, and suspensions.
Yep.
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Old Mar 3, 2011 | 08:50 AM
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Happened to me, just before I totaled my first fully built evo.
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Old Mar 3, 2011 | 09:07 AM
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spend 15 bucks at the sign shop and have them cut you a sticker so they have an FYI

something like "eats subies poops neons"

"only drives nice"

"Min $50 bet per race"
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Old Mar 3, 2011 | 09:20 AM
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The car picks the driver, not the other way around...... That should explain everything you need to know about the SRT-4 and the Prius.
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Old Mar 3, 2011 | 09:22 AM
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Ryan is right. Also the fact that even from the factory the SRT 4s bov is the loudest around so that attracts alot of d bags and butt pirates
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Old Mar 3, 2011 | 09:27 AM
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Dependent on driver and age. Mostly just driver. I've run into all forms of moron in any car. From Lancers (no, not Evos) to SRT-4s, Mustangs, Camaros, BMWs, STIs -- but mostly it's 240s and Hondas.
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Old Mar 3, 2011 | 09:32 AM
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Insecurity, EVO is one of the best messuring sticks.
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Old Mar 3, 2011 | 09:35 AM
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Actually the Srt don't mess with me around here but just the other day a Maxima with a fart can and a old a$$ Rx7 try racing me the other night.
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Old Mar 3, 2011 | 09:38 AM
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It's comes with owning an Evo .....everyone wants a piece. !
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Old Mar 3, 2011 | 09:52 AM
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Right, and Evo owners aren't ever douches. They are always courteous drivers, aren't ever ricers, always do tasteful modification, and are overall great people.... Give me a break. I've come across rejects who drive every make and model. Neon with a turbo? Thats right, the LANCER Evolution is pretty much, what? Oh, the same caliber of a vehicle as a Bugatti Veyron. I agree there are alot of idiots who have them, but that can be also said about Evos, STis, DSMs, Mustangs, Camaros, Corvettes, Ferraris, Hondas, ect ect. Get off your high horse you drive a turbo Lancer not a Rolls.
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Old Mar 3, 2011 | 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by TalonTuner4G63
Right, and Evo owners aren't ever douches. They are always courteous drivers, aren't ever ricers, always do tasteful modification, and are overall great people.... Give me a break. I've come across rejects who drive every make and model. Neon with a turbo? Thats right, the LANCER Evolution is pretty much, what? Oh, the same caliber of a vehicle as a Bugatti Veyron. I agree there are alot of idiots who have them, but that can be also said about Evos, STis, DSMs, Mustangs, Camaros, Corvettes, Ferraris, Hondas, ect ect. Get off your high horse you drive a turbo Lancer not a Rolls.

Hey TalonTuner-Fart, your ****'s slow.
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Old Mar 3, 2011 | 10:20 AM
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Hey TalonTuner-Fart, your ****'s slow.
somebody wishes they had an evo
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Old Mar 3, 2011 | 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by CAD EVO
somebody wishes they had an evo


Uhhh, I do?!?!?


Did you just really say that?
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Old Mar 3, 2011 | 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by tkklemann
Hey TalonTuner-Fart, your ****'s slow.
BWAHAHA Tom, wtf is going on?! Hey, send me your number, I need to call you, I'm going to be in Charleston soon. It's only slow when it's parked LMFAO!

somebody wishes they had an evo
Not really, I'll stick with my ~$5000 bucket of a Mitsubishi, don't need a $30,000 one.
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