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Originally Posted by Scooter
Can you also check to make sure she hasn't been dancing out of state???

2 years ago I was invited to a friend's Xmas party, while I was there, my buddy introduces me to his best friend. He was telling us that how this Christmas will be the best ever because he found this great girlfriend that he's so much in love with and that God has blessed him with an angel.
So I'm just standing there, getting ready to toss my cookies from all the lovey dovey crap I just heard, when his "girlfriend" walks in and to my joy and surprise, this GIRL was the same girl I saw and I mean saw all of her at the Booby Trap 4 months earlier. The only way I could see anymore of her is if had she presented her X-rays on stage.
While I was there at the strip club we went into the back room where she rode me like a prized horse at the Kentucky Derby. Let me tell you, this same girl can suck the chrome off a tail pipe. I had a great time.
Fast forward to the Xmas party, of course she recognizes me and I can tell she had the look of panic on her face, but I played it off cool and later that night she pulled me aside and thanked me for not saying anything and that how she would be very gratefull that I don't tell anyone about her secret. So I asked her how gratefull would you be?
Well lets just say I left the party after she gave me a handy in the car.
Originally Posted by Ev0206
Well that sucks. I like First person shooters and the game seems dark which I like especially when im playing 1 player. It seems to me like creatures pop out of nowhere and my surround sound makes it even more creepy!!!! 
Originally Posted by Dr Evo
You guys laugh, but this is a true story...
2 years ago I was invited to a friend's Xmas party, while I was there, my buddy introduces me to his best friend. He was telling us that how this Christmas will be the best ever because he found this great girlfriend that he's so much in love with and that God has blessed him with an angel.
So I'm just standing there, getting ready to toss my cookies from all the lovey dovey crap I just heard, when his "girlfriend" walks in and to my joy and surprise, this GIRL was the same girl I saw and I mean saw all of her at the Booby Trap 4 months earlier. The only way I could see anymore of her is if had she presented her X-rays on stage.
While I was there at the strip club we went into the back room where she rode me like a prized horse at the Kentucky Derby. Let me tell you, this same girl can suck the chrome off a tail pipe. I had a great time.
Fast forward to the Xmas party, of course she recognizes me and I can tell she had the look of panic on her face, but I played it off cool and later that night she pulled me aside and thanked me for not saying anything and that how she would be very gratefull that I don't tell anyone about her secret. So I asked her how gratefull would you be?
Well lets just say I left the party after she gave me a handy in the car.

2 years ago I was invited to a friend's Xmas party, while I was there, my buddy introduces me to his best friend. He was telling us that how this Christmas will be the best ever because he found this great girlfriend that he's so much in love with and that God has blessed him with an angel.
So I'm just standing there, getting ready to toss my cookies from all the lovey dovey crap I just heard, when his "girlfriend" walks in and to my joy and surprise, this GIRL was the same girl I saw and I mean saw all of her at the Booby Trap 4 months earlier. The only way I could see anymore of her is if had she presented her X-rays on stage.
While I was there at the strip club we went into the back room where she rode me like a prized horse at the Kentucky Derby. Let me tell you, this same girl can suck the chrome off a tail pipe. I had a great time.
Fast forward to the Xmas party, of course she recognizes me and I can tell she had the look of panic on her face, but I played it off cool and later that night she pulled me aside and thanked me for not saying anything and that how she would be very gratefull that I don't tell anyone about her secret. So I asked her how gratefull would you be?
Well lets just say I left the party after she gave me a handy in the car.

Originally Posted by Dr Evo
You guys laugh, but this is a true story...
2 years ago I was invited to a friend's Xmas party, while I was there, my buddy introduces me to his best friend. He was telling us that how this Christmas will be the best ever because he found this great girlfriend that he's so much in love with and that God has blessed him with an angel.
So I'm just standing there, getting ready to toss my cookies from all the lovey dovey crap I just heard, when his "girlfriend" walks in and to my joy and surprise, this GIRL was the same girl I saw and I mean saw all of her at the Booby Trap 4 months earlier. The only way I could see anymore of her is if had she presented her X-rays on stage.
While I was there at the strip club we went into the back room where she rode me like a prized horse at the Kentucky Derby. Let me tell you, this same girl can suck the chrome off a tail pipe. I had a great time.
Fast forward to the Xmas party, of course she recognizes me and I can tell she had the look of panic on her face, but I played it off cool and later that night she pulled me aside and thanked me for not saying anything and that how she would be very gratefull that I don't tell anyone about her secret. So I asked her how gratefull would you be?
Well lets just say I left the party after she gave me a handy in the car.

2 years ago I was invited to a friend's Xmas party, while I was there, my buddy introduces me to his best friend. He was telling us that how this Christmas will be the best ever because he found this great girlfriend that he's so much in love with and that God has blessed him with an angel.
So I'm just standing there, getting ready to toss my cookies from all the lovey dovey crap I just heard, when his "girlfriend" walks in and to my joy and surprise, this GIRL was the same girl I saw and I mean saw all of her at the Booby Trap 4 months earlier. The only way I could see anymore of her is if had she presented her X-rays on stage.
While I was there at the strip club we went into the back room where she rode me like a prized horse at the Kentucky Derby. Let me tell you, this same girl can suck the chrome off a tail pipe. I had a great time.
Fast forward to the Xmas party, of course she recognizes me and I can tell she had the look of panic on her face, but I played it off cool and later that night she pulled me aside and thanked me for not saying anything and that how she would be very gratefull that I don't tell anyone about her secret. So I asked her how gratefull would you be?
Well lets just say I left the party after she gave me a handy in the car.

Originally Posted by MephistoKnight
Come on slim, you get what you asked for 



