M-E-D-I-C-A-T-I-O-N!


Do not forget to take your ... what's the use.

 

OK, OK it was kinda funny

 

Puerto Ricans in the After life. Gabriel came to the Lord and said "I have to talk to you. We have some Puerto Ricans up here who are causing problems. My horn is missing, Mojo sauce is all over their robes, plus they are making Guayaberas from their robes, they have domino tables in the cafeteria, and they're wearing baseball caps instead of their halos. They refuse to stop making Puerto Rican coffee on the heaven's stairs, they are setting up ccok fights in the clouds, and some of them are walking around with just one wing." The Lord said, "Puerto Ricans are Puerto Ricans, Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil." The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Carajo, hold on a minute." The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What do you want?" Gabriel replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having down there." The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something. "After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back. Now what was the question?" Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....Hold on." This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those damn Puerto Ricans have put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning."

 

Puerto Ricans like air conditioning?

Maybe I'm missing something, but every Corolla with a Boriqua sticker, cd hanging from the rearview and stupid Coqui frog keychain has not had functioning A/C.

 

 

 

You would like this one GVR!!!

Why does it take an old lady so long to pee?

Have you ever tried to pull grilled cheese apart?!?!?!

 

That's just wrong!

Here's one.....

What does Michael Jackson and Caviar have in common?
They both come on little white crackers.

 

I never knew there were white kids involved. I always just heard that there were 30-40 kids at his house and figured that sounded pretty Mexican to me.

 

You can say that again!! I want more of those pics too!!! Holy schit!!! More more more more more more more more more more more more more more more mroe!!!!!

 

 

Every Puerto Rican flag waving car I see has that little oscilatting fan duct taped to the dashboard...

 

OK here is my "I'm about to go home but have to release pent up stress from dealing with azzholes for 8 hours" scream


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Damn, my nutz have been itchin me for a while now... Turbo-Ruin, come scratch them for me!!!

 

What's up guys I am down in Texas just got here this afternoon. I wil be down here for 10days. I hope everything is going well back home!

Talk to you soon,
Chris